Ralf Rangnick

[Brighton TID]

Ralf is a truly fantastic name. Think of the songs we could sing.

Can't think of any at the moment but...

 

[Vicar!]

Look forward to a potential pre season friendly then.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

There is a lot of people me included who would not say no to this. Interviewed for Everton last summer i believe. Some potential health issues though i believe although not sure if resolved or not.

He'd get on great with our squad then...

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's like buying a car: when in doubt, grab a kraut.

 

[GreersElbow]

He'd get on great with our squad then...

Team bonding and unity through the power of physio.

 

[Postman Pat]

Ralf is a truly fantastic name. Think of the songs we could sing.

Can't think of any at the moment but...

Obligatory Posh Spice song:
Posh spice is a slapper, she loves to suck a dick
But when she's shaggin beckham she thinks of Ralf Rangnick

Replacement for the Oscar Garcia song:
Oh Ralfie Rangnick
He played for Southwick
He came from Salzburg to bring us joy
He drinks more beer than Gordon Greer
So please don't take our Ralfie away

 

[dannyboy]

Obligatory Posh Spice song:
Posh spice is a slapper, she loves to suck a dick
But when she's shaggin beckham she thinks of Ralf Rangnick

Replacement for the Oscar Garcia song:
Oh Ralfie Rangnick
He played for Southwick
He came from Salzburg to bring us joy
He drinks more beer than Gordon Greer
So please don't take our Ralfie away

get him in just for this

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Replacement for the Oscar Garcia song:
Oh Ralfie Rangnick
He played for Southwick
He came from Salzburg to bring us joy
He drinks more beer than Gordon Greer
So please don't take our Ralfie away

Genius. I now know he is destined to be our manager.

 

[Frutos]

#TeamRalf