Radio Turn Offs

[El Presidente]

David Mitchell.

There's something about his wife though.

Given half a chance I'd leave her face iced like a hot cross bun.


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[Icy Gull]

Elaine Paige and Lisa Fecking Tarbuck! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH

 

[Buzzer]

There's something about his wife though.

Given half a chance I'd leave her face iced like a hot cross bun.


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That's fine by me as long as I don't ever have to see or hear him again or have to read one of his excruciatingly unfunny news columns.

 

[El Presidente]

It's a DEAL.

 

[The Oldman]

Dotun Adebayo

 

[MattBackHome]

"Do you ? Awww, that's so nice. He's a lovely man. Really lovely. Do you like him ? Yes I hear you say, just like Gordon in Romsey, do you remember him ? Lovely man. Anyway back to the subject in hand. Now then, radio presenters you can't stand ? What about Paul Miller ? Lovely man. Have you done your Christmas shopping my love ? Have you ? Already ? Oooh your a game one. Isn't she a game one."
He's so bad, he's good.

Here's some classic Paul Miller for everyone's enjoyment.

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She's literally just listing all the stuff in her handbag.

 

[Buzzer]

Is Paul Miller the chap who always comes on after the football on Radio Sussex? If so, I concur. As camp as a Boy Scout jamboree but hilarious in his inane inoffensiveness and the way that he flirts with the old dears.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Similarly, I spend alot of time listening to the radio.

Radio 4 weekdays and 5 Live at weekends - mostly to have football commentaries on in the background whilst I do other stuff. However, I only have to hear the dreaded words, "Let's join our commentary team - Alan Gree..." to hit the OFF switch for the next 90 minutes.

If ANYBODY ever thought that football was actually all about them, then it's that prize prick Alan effing Green. I'd LOVE to be controller of 5 Live just for one day so I could call him in and tear up his contract in front of him. Does ANYBODY actually enjoy listening to this fragile ego pontificating on football (occasionally) but mostly about himself?

 

[Mellotron]

Is Paul Miller the chap who always comes on after the football on Radio Sussex? If so, I concur. As camp as a Boy Scout jamboree but hilarious in his inane inoffensiveness and the way that he flirts with the old dears.

Some of the topics are Partridge-style comedy gold as well.

 

[lawros left foot]

Jeremy Vine, I can't stand him

 

[Dr. No]

Does ANYBODY actually enjoy listening to this fragile ego pontificating on football (occasionally) but mostly about himself?

No.

 

[Dick Head]

Katie ****ing Hopkins.

 

[El Presidente]

Another for the Adrian Durham wicker man fund here.

I have no issue with people trying to drum up controversy to boost ratings and ravings, but he is the Sunday Sport's horoscope correspondent compared to Howard Stern's Dostoyevsky.

 

[El Presidente]

I'm surprised so many persist with radio in the age of the podcast.

A big shout out for the Albion Roar here on planet podcast, but NOT this week's episode, it's bobbins.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Love R6 but Mary-Anne Hobbs and Cerys Matthews and Craig Charles and Sean Keaveny do my nut.

 

[Westdene Wonder]

Chris Evans has passed his sale date as far as i am concerned so i do not log on to Radio 2 until 09.30 to catch Ken Bruce or Talk Sport which cant be beat if you are interested in sport generally or football in particular,if i am in the house at mid-day its back to Radio 2 for Jeremy Vine,again to Radio 2 at 5pm for the Simon Mayo show.If in at weekend then its Lisa Tarbuck and Elain Paige show.
The other channel i visit is Jazz FM

 

[Buzzer]

Love R6 but Mary-Anne Hobbs and Cerys Matthews and Craig Charles and Sean Keaveny do my nut.

I'm with you on Cerys Matthews. No idea why because I do like a lot of the music she plays and the Welsh accent is supposed to be mellifluous but I just find her extremely annoying.

 

[vegster]

Adverts, full stop.

Will not listen to any commercial radio, because the adverts utterly destroy my brain. TalkSport is the very worst of the worst for them.

Apart from Radio Sussex for the duration of an Albion away game, my radio is only ever set to Radio 6 or Radio 5 / 5extra

When people slag off the BBC for not being impartial enough or a huge waste of money we should remember this, we don't always appreciate how good they are compared to the commercial stations...

However, I can't listen to Colin Murray and struggle with John Murray on 5Live

 

[Notters]

How has no one mentioned Steve Wright yet? Thought he would be the obvious winner.

 

[1066familyman]

Panel show comedies on radio 4 that star David Mitchell and/or Jeremy Hardy. There's only so much smugness that any human can reasonably tolerate without wanting to set fire to their own ears.

Radio 4 comedy shows that insist on having someone with a guitar singing their own satirical songs for a bit. Always woeful.

Libby Pervis. Can't bare to hear her voice for a single second.

Continuity announcer Neil Nunes. His voice just sounds put on to me.

Lyse Doucet - unlistenable! I'm incapable of paying any attention to what she's reporting as I just can't get beyond how ridiculous her accent sounds.

Tim Westwood - used to come across him after or before various BBC radio reggae shows over the years. I'm sure he knows's his hip hop, but he's just impossible to take seriously.

Alan Green - officially the most miserable so and so on planet earth I think.




I do like the news presenter names - Corrie Corfield and Cathy Cluxton. There's only one name better than those two...Collaterlie Sisters

Oh, and Johnny Diamond!!!!

It's actually Jonny Dymond, but with a name like that I'm begging for him to only ever be introduced in a glitz and glamour showbiz style.