Bluejuice
Lazy as a rug on Valium
I got SO sick of hearing about this f***ing Radio 1 Big Swindon weekend bullshit on Chris Moyles' show which usually wakes me up that I leapt to my feet and changed the station. I could literally take no more of their eternal gushing about how immensely GREAT this pathetic half arsed festival they put on will be. It sounds diabolical but fair enough let them have it BUT do I really have to keep being reminded about how immensely boring it is inevitably going to be?
It's not even as if they're selling tickets to it so need to drum up interest. They're GIVING them away (because no fucker would pay for that shit) so why the constant going on and on and on and on about it? Really does my head in.
Anyway, I re-tuned to find the Guy and Andrea breakfast show on Juice FM.
I lasted less than ten minutes and very quickly remembered why I allow my personal space to be violated by that fat oaf on Radio 1.
Juice was absolutely horrible. The music was beyond awful, the adverts were nauseating and the "banter" if you can call it that was truly shocking. At one point they proudly introduced a song by Deacon Blue as if we, the listener, should be DELIGHTED to hear this terrible shite. Unbelievable.
So I've gone back to the fat idiot on Radio 1. Why? Because they don't have adverts or as many songs. Songs on the radio are inevitably complete rubbish because there's absolutely no variety from station to station.
I should probably just cave in and admit defeat, start waking up to Wogan but I honestly have tried and the man just puts me straight back to sleep in the mornings, making a radio alarm pointless.
I long for a cheap internet radio that I can set to pick up a decent online stream and rouse me from my slumber each day because we have literally NO choice in this country but to listen to the exact same tripe on every non BBC channel (thanks a lot Global Radio group, owner of EVERY commercial station in the land bar Juice and Classic FM).
How has it come to this?
It's not even as if they're selling tickets to it so need to drum up interest. They're GIVING them away (because no fucker would pay for that shit) so why the constant going on and on and on and on about it? Really does my head in.
Anyway, I re-tuned to find the Guy and Andrea breakfast show on Juice FM.
I lasted less than ten minutes and very quickly remembered why I allow my personal space to be violated by that fat oaf on Radio 1.
Juice was absolutely horrible. The music was beyond awful, the adverts were nauseating and the "banter" if you can call it that was truly shocking. At one point they proudly introduced a song by Deacon Blue as if we, the listener, should be DELIGHTED to hear this terrible shite. Unbelievable.
So I've gone back to the fat idiot on Radio 1. Why? Because they don't have adverts or as many songs. Songs on the radio are inevitably complete rubbish because there's absolutely no variety from station to station.
I should probably just cave in and admit defeat, start waking up to Wogan but I honestly have tried and the man just puts me straight back to sleep in the mornings, making a radio alarm pointless.
I long for a cheap internet radio that I can set to pick up a decent online stream and rouse me from my slumber each day because we have literally NO choice in this country but to listen to the exact same tripe on every non BBC channel (thanks a lot Global Radio group, owner of EVERY commercial station in the land bar Juice and Classic FM).
How has it come to this?