Rachel Riley...

[hans kraay fan club]

[MENTION=1668]eastlondonseagull[/MENTION]

 

[Norman Potting]

Fine thanks.............i am the real Rachel Riley.

He's not the real Rachel Riley, he's a very naughty boy!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Dear Rachel,

Is there anything more grammatically infuriating than when people write 'here, here' instead of 'hear, hear'?

Please don't feel like you need to get back to me straight away, but also know that I do not appreciate timewasters.

James.

 

[Titanic]

Is there anything more grammatically infuriating than when people write 'here, here' instead of 'hear, hear'?

What does that have to do with grammar?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

What does that have to do with grammar?

Grammar is words and that innit. Numbers is summat different. Spellin'. Yeah?

 

[TheMajor]

No idea what this was about.

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This was Rachel & Alan Mullerys evaluation of Crystal Palace - or as I prefer to call them Administrations R Us.

 

[Everest]

Did she come on here earlier as Super Seagul?

I do hope so, cos I would be the first to get it!!!

 

[Hugo Rune]

Dear Rachel

I am so very pleased you read NSC and are aware of the erotic panic you regularly cause amongst our number! I am very happy to inform you that the club are doing a BOGOF deal on Brighton shirts throughout July! Would you like to go halves? Yes Well, just PM me your size (you may need to include some additional pics) and which shirt you'd prefer and I'll do the rest:

Rachel: Can I get a name printed on the back?
Hugo: Yes. . . mine
Rachel: O.K

Once I've got your new shirt, we can meet up at Hotel Du Vin and go over the figures, swap numbers . . . hell swap shirts too! Dinner & bubbly on me (obviously)!

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Love Hugo

xxxxxxxxxxx

 

[banjo]

Mmmmm!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Tea time teaser.

RILEY WUOLD GET IT

Ps I hope that didn't make you feel uncomfortable.

 

[magoo]

right, just to bring things bang up to date on all things rachel riley...my mate spent the evening with her the other night (lucky sod) and the topic of conversation got round to... Nsc. And, dear lord, she's read this thread!!!

So, here, for your pleasure, is a personal message from rachel...

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Oh my f***ing god this means she's seen my username and sort of knows me a bit!!

 

[Rugrat]

Right, just to bring things bang up to date on all things Rachel Riley...my mate spent the evening with her the other night

Can you please tell your mate that I f***ing hate him

 

[Deleted member 2719]

He's not the real Rachel Riley, he's a very naughty boy!

It's true i am a very naughty boy and should probably take a punishment.

 

[slinky]

i would still ruin her, given half a chance, but i would imagine there is a bloody long queue....

 

[Everest]

Tea time teaser.

RILEY WUOLD GET IT

Ps I hope that didn't make you feel uncomfortable.

She probably laughed at it.

There's too many letters!

 

[Norman Potting]

According to the fount of all that is accurate (Wikipedia) she is a ManUre supporter.

That aside some sort of award should be bestowed on eastlondonseagull for facilitating this - first platinum status thread maybe??

 

[narly101]

All we need now is one from Susannah Reid.

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's pretty funny that is.

 

[shaolinpunk]

This thread has taken a turn for the brilliant

 

[magoo]

One of those photos needs to replace the northstandchat logo!