Rachel Riley - caption compy

[desprateseagull]

 

[Hampden Park]

gulp, slurp, swallow

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I'll have two from the top and one from the bottom please

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Fit bird eats noodles.

 

[El Sid]

"After Rachel has demonstrated her oral skills on these jungle worms she is going to attempt to down this crispy panda testicle without chewing."

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Points for accuracy in the international noodle sliding championship where noodles must slide off the tongue and enter the cleavage.

Ms Riley is seen to have the advantage in this qualifying round as her opponent is over dressed and under sized.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Irritating woman eats spaghetti in a 'I don't apparently know what I'm doing, but I do really because my whole persona is contrived and calculated to keep me number one in the Nuts or Zoo magazine Fit Bird Polls and I don't give a shit that Emiline Pankhurst would turn in her grave' kind of way.

 

[dennis]

Forget what Rachel Riley is doing what on earth is the bird next to her demonstrating with her hands and those chop sticks?

 

[Titanic]

Forget what Rachel Riley is doing what on earth is the bird next to her demonstrating with her hands and those chop sticks?

'the bird next to her' is Ching He Huang, my favourite Taiwanese-born food writer and TV chef... which is somewhat disconcerting as I don't know where to look!

 

[greyseagull]

So this is what piles tastes like

 

[desprateseagull]

Rachel Riley and friends, in the secret 1901 club lounge..

 

[greyseagull]

Man removes testicle with chopstick and dinner guests barely notice

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

@Support Local Team somewhat relieved to see the demonstration of new games at Adonis Hen Parties.

 

[essbee]

Man with longest arm in the world demonstrates his "under the table and round, pickled
onion" trick.

 

[Russconha]

Rachel, can you please reveal today's Countdown Canoodlerum.

 

[Albumen]

Rachel, can you please reveal today's Countdown Canoodlerum.

Thats so bad its great.

 

[The Large One]

Oh sorry - only just noticed she's eating noodles.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Three alternative perspectives re the Beefy Botham "cock and balls" Twitter pic.