R.I.P.

[Lord Bracknell]

bbq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Living right next to a level crossing, I can confirm - from an incident a good few years back - that the aroma of freshly electrocuted cattle is not unlike that of a summer burgerfest.

That said, there is a downside to such incidents, which are thankfully rare.

Rather like a good steak.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Dead cows...sticking up in the air...I can't help it, it gives me the HORN

 

[Benny Seagull]

any videos?

 

[Benny Seagull]

.......... or should that read moooovies?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

All the good puns have been taken.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I dunno - something tells me this was fated, that this was always going to happen. It seems like BOVINE intervention

 

[pishhead]

The cows were collected in a lorry and stacked on there RUMP but they struggled to FILLET it all into one van.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Can we steer this subject away from these cows, that Trufflehound how DAIRY nick all the good puns.

 

[Nemesis]

All the good puns have been taken.

That's offal but no need crying your guts out over it.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

That's offal but no need crying your guts out over it.

Ooh, who's cattled your rage.

 

[simmo]

any videos?

I think videos of this incident might prove financially very popular.

I would like to have a STEAK in them.

 

[Buzzer]

I Only need cud, longhorn, graze and cattle and I've got cow pun bingo.

Don't let me down folks

 

[Nibble]

Buzzer, nothing gets pasteurise.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I cud provide one I suppose.



How the muck do you pun on longhorn ? Truff ? TRUFF....

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Buzzer, nothing gets pasteurise.

Oo good call, that man. Normally you throw a tanner in the works.

 

[The Spanish]

i think this story has been milked dry.

 

[Buzzer]

Buzzer, nothing gets pasteurise.

Missed that one. Are there any others?

 

[Mendoza]

could be the cattleist to put some fences near railway lines to stop further butchery of innocent animals

 

[Man of Harveys]

Sounds like Buzzer will LEATHER the next person to post a pun...

 

[Mendoza]

Sounds like Buzzer will LEATHER the next person to post a pun...

I was told he would make MINCE MEAT out of them