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Goring Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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If it has snowed plaese remember to drive accordingly i do not appreciate being woken and called out because some knober has slid off the road because they thought they woud drive as if the road was bone dry. Dickheads.

All i had last night - was not amused. :angry:
 
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Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Seconded!
Heavy duty cutting gear has been well-oiled and serviced tonight, ready for tomorrow morning....
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
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EXTREMELY good call.
Look, fuckwits. I want an UNOBSTRUCTED path up the A23 to Haywards Heath tomorrow morning. So if you DICKWADS could avoid smashing into each other around Hickstead and f***ing things up back past Pycombe, then that would be GREATLY appreciated.

Not much to f***ing ask, is it ?
 
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Goring Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Huddersfield
Bry Nylon said:
Seconded!
Heavy duty cutting gear has been well-oiled and serviced tonight, ready for tomorrow morning....

Time and time again, when will people learn. Normal breakdown fair enough but accidents potential serious injuries and possibly fatalities for the sake of people not driving properly in the condition really gets my goat.
 


Goring Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Huddersfield
Easy 10 said:
EXTREMELY good call.
Look, fuckwits. I want an UNOBSTRUCTED path up the A23 to Haywards Heath tomorrow morning. So if you DICKWADS could avoid smashing into each other around Hickstead and f***ing things up back past Pycombe, then that would be GREATLY appreciated.

Not much to f***ing ask, is it ?

I'm sure Bry would agree with this it is not leasant to arrive to shift a car, which may not even resemble one when you arrive when it's on it's roof, in a ditch , or squashed with people especially kids still in it - because some plonker can't drive 10mph slower than normal.

So far a quiet night though, fingers crossed.
 
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But the adverts on the television show these fancy cars speeding along Alpine roads with no problems.

Surely this nonsense about having to adapt to different weather conditions only applies to cars built before the 1980s?
 


Goring Gull

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Huddersfield
Lord Bracknell said:
But the adverts on the television show these fancy cars speeding along Alpine roads with no problems.

Surely this nonsense about having to adapt to different weather conditions only applies to cars built before the 1980s?

Without doubt :rolleyes: These adverts have a lot to awnser for.


Recently went on a day to a motor sports centre - courtesy of our company - and even these Imprezas etc with traction control and the like are still hard to control when pushed even in ideal conditions.

Had a go on a skid pan - probably not disimiler to the roads after snowing - you haven't got a hope.

Just had first one of the night - young lad "slid " off the road in Runcorn . Luckily out of area for us here.
 
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Superphil

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Jul 7, 2003
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What about Chelsea Tractor Drivers, surely they can still do 90 on the A23
 




Kent Seagull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Tenterden, Kent
I'm amazed how many mums out on the school run today couldn't spend a few moments clearing the windows of a bit of ice and snow. How can you drive safely if you can't see what's around you? Stupid bitches. Get up in good time so you don't have to tear arse about to get there in time, or better still get off your fat lazy arse and friggin walk the half mile to school rather than clog the roads up. :angry:
 


Springal

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Feb 12, 2005
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You lot are SNOW fun
 


Mrs Coach

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Kent Seagull said:
I'm amazed how many mums out on the school run today couldn't spend a few moments clearing the windows of a bit of ice and snow. How can you drive safely if you can't see what's around you? Stupid bitches. Get up in good time so you don't have to tear arse about to get there in time, or better still get off your fat lazy arse and friggin walk the half mile to school rather than clog the roads up. :angry:

I'm a lazy arse mother, but even I dont drive the half mile to school. I make my little ankle biters put a scarf and hat on and walk. There's been four road rage incidents at their school in the last 8 weeks. One resulting in a punch up and police!!! Pathetic!
 




Napper

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Jul 9, 2003
24,464
Sussex
Kent Seagull said:
I'm amazed how many mums out on the school run today couldn't spend a few moments clearing the windows of a bit of ice and snow. How can you drive safely if you can't see what's around you? Stupid bitches. Get up in good time so you don't have to tear arse about to get there in time, or better still get off your fat lazy arse and friggin walk the half mile to school rather than clog the roads up. :angry:


too right , lazy fuckwits . MAKE YOUR KIDS WALK LOVE !! NO WONDER YOUR KIDS ARE STARTING TO GET PODGY + FACE A LIFETIME OF PROBLEMS. MAKE THEM USE THEIR LEGS AND GET SOME EXCERCISE YOU WHOARE.

Does amaze me the number of accidents on a27 , and when you go past them some are in ridiculous positions , like the post says , some people drive like absolute fuckwits in the conditions and then f*** it up for everyone else. Selfish hunts
 


Dave the OAP

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Jul 5, 2003
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What really gets me is those people who think it is OK to dive in at the last minute where the A23 goes from a 3 lane to a two lane at the top of the hill after the HH turn off.

Yesterday, it was cold, icy and dangerous, people were pulling in early, but you had these maniacs hammering along and cutting people up.

I saw some amazing driving yesterday...on the M23 the queue to gatwick went back just after the Crawley turn off, some bloke hammered past me in the outside lane and then decided he wanted to go to gatwick seeing the jams up ahead....he slammed on his brakes and shot accross two lanes, infront of me, a coach and an artic truck and 50 yards later stopped in the middle lane cos he couldnt get into the gatwick lane causing the truck to veer around him and it was a miracle the back didnt jack-knife.

That is where youwant a copper watching the incident so he could throw the twat off the road
 


Lammy

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Oct 1, 2003
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Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Dave the Gaffer said:
What really gets me is those people who think it is OK to dive in at the last minute where the A23 goes from a 3 lane to a two lane at the top of the hill after the HH turn off.

Yesterday, it was cold, icy and dangerous, people were pulling in early, but you had these maniacs hammering along and cutting people up.

I saw some amazing driving yesterday...on the M23 the queue to gatwick went back just after the Crawley turn off, some bloke hammered past me in the outside lane and then decided he wanted to go to gatwick seeing the jams up ahead....he slammed on his brakes and shot accross two lanes, infront of me, a coach and an artic truck and 50 yards later stopped in the middle lane cos he couldnt get into the gatwick lane causing the truck to veer around him and it was a miracle the back didnt jack-knife.

That is where youwant a copper watching the incident so he could throw the twat off the road

But surely more speed cameras would sort this out?

:jester:
 


dougdeep

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May 9, 2004
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SUNNY SEAFORD
Lammy said:
But surely more speed cameras would sort this out?

:jester:

Not if he wasn't speeding.
 


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