quick joke

[biggles]

So Paddy asks Murphy:

"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"



To which Murphy replies:



“If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fuckin’ boat .”
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[Marc]

thats not a joke, thats a FACT!

 

[Taybha]

ooo i like that 7/10

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

4/10

 

[skipper734]

6/10 Chuckled.

 

[jordanseagull]

2/10

 

[biggles]

2/10

can you do better , come on make me laugh

 

[Don Quixote]

Not good that's racist.

 

[Andrew]

3.98/10

 

[Selhurst Wonderland]

Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'

 

[Sir Sarcy]

Little girl gets lost in Tesco's, security guard asks her 'what's your mum like?' Little girl replies 'Big cocks and vodka'

I find that joke to be GANB........... BANG out of order!

 

[Gully]

Not good that's racist.

How is it racist, one Irishman asks another a perfectly reasonable answer, the response is a fact!

It made me laugh 7/10

 

[Don Quixote]

How is it racist, one Irishman asks another a perfectly reasonable answer, the response is a fact!

It made me laugh 7/10

Yeah i know i was joking

 

[Robot Chicken]

I went to one of those celebrity poker tournaments last night, it was quite surreal...

Peter Andre lost out on a big pair.
Randy Jackson was sad to lose on Jacks n 5.
Steven Gerrard was waiting for a flush, but was then let off with a dodgy suit.
Ray Mears made a killing on the river,
after Hugh Hefner went all in pre-flop.
Kerry Katona gave all her money to the dealer.
Prince Charles got the wrong queen.
And finally Jeremy Beadle had a rubbish hand all night.