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Question for the men. Would a massage from a bloke make you uncomfortable?







Surf's Up

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2011
10,435
Here
No, I've had plenty of massages from both, I take it either way.
 




smeariestbat

New member
May 5, 2012
1,731
best massage i ever had was from a bloke, and i've had lots due to sports injuries and other reasons. But from my personal experience, the females i have had massages from havent had the hand/body strength to get deep enough. And i like it deep ;)
 


Paris

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2010
4,127
13th district
best massage i ever had was from a bloke, and i've had lots due to sports injuries and other reasons. But from my personal experience, the females i have had massages from havent had the hand/body strength to get deep enough. And i like it deep ;)

Oh matron!
 












Carrot Cruncher

NHS Slave
Helpful Moderator
Jul 30, 2003
5,053
Southampton, United Kingdom
My mate says that almost all of the time a massage will lead to sex.



I think that's why he's no longer physio for Doncaster Rovers...
 


bn1&bn3 Albion

Well-known member
Jan 15, 2011
5,625
Portslade
Don't have a problem with either. I felt more uncomfortable the first time with a female because I spend the whole session trying to contain what was in my boxers.. (She was fit and I was having the groin done..)
 


Wilko

LUZZING chairs about
Sep 19, 2003
9,927
BN1
I think you have more of an issue with your sexuality if you WOULDN'T have a massage from a bloke, are you sub-consciously worried you will get a boner or summat? Went for loads of massages in Thailand last month, some male and some female (not happy ending massages btw), really not an issue.
 




Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,658
Arundel
Had a massage from a guy once, good at his job, polite and told some jokes during the last part; so nice to have a "happy ending"!
 




ChickenBaltiPie

Well-known member
Jan 3, 2014
937
Personally I'd be disappointed if it was a woman! In my experience men (generally) have the additional strength required for a guy!

Had a woman once, she was so fit I had to think about my Nan on the toilet the whole time to try and avoid a stiff one, ruined it!!
 








Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
So the general consensus is that possibly most Albion fans on here would prefer a massage from a man?

Maybe I am repressed in some way because I'd not be at all comfortable having a massage from a man, but then I only tend to have them on holiday and I'd walk a way if offered a massage by a man :shrug:
 






Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,263
Not really, no. A trained professional is a trained professional regardless of their gender.

You'll love Thailand then...
 


Kumquat

New member
Mar 2, 2009
4,459
I was at the Ideal Home Exhibition a few years back and there was some stall selling massage kits. One of the demonstrators, an Australian guy, asked me if i'd like a massage. I replied with the line from Billy Bright in The Football Factory, i.e. i'd prefer it if we left the massage and cracked straight on to the blow job. He laughed but didn't look altogether comfortable.
 


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