Question for the men. Would a massage from a bloke make you uncomfortable?

[Biscuit]

Genuine question.

Imagine you get massages at work every Friday. This week, the usual massage lady is unavailable and a replacement has been booked. It transpires that the replacement is a man.

How would YOU feel?

 

[Return of the Rev]

Only a man knows what a man wants
would help if he was a masker!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Cheated. I like a massage, but hate it when they give you a man without saying so beforehand. I now ask in advance for a lady, and cross my fingers that she's FIT

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

If he doesn't kiss me on the bottom when he's done, then it's fine by me.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Out of interest what job do you have? And are we talking cranium and neck massage?

Edited.. doh I read that wrongly.. I thought u had a job that offered it

 

[algie]

No it wouldn't. I've had plenty in Turkey

 

[Albumen]

Genuine question.

Imagine you get massages at work every Friday. This week, the usual massage lady is unavailable and a replacement has been booked. It transpires that the replacement is a man.

How would YOU feel?

It removes the distant fantasy of the female giving you more than you asked for, but in reality I wouldn't mind.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd probably ask him to dress as a lady to lessen my semi-fearing anxieties at least. Nothing too formal. A miniskirt with tights, a vest, an arm-shaving session and a serious anti-ball-scent spray fired up the kilt should suffice.

 

[Bold Seagull]

 

[Hugh'sDad]

I'd probably ask him to dress as a lady to lessen my semi-fearing anxieties at least. Nothing too formal. A miniskirt with tights, a vest, an arm-shaving session and a serious anti-ball-scent spray fired up the kilt should suffice.

.....and if he objects, he can sing for his dole money, presumably.

BENNY HILL LIVES!!!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

It's actually less awkward with a man

 

[Acker79]

Is it a professional/asked for massage, or just some guy coming up behind you on a crowded train?

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Nope. Been getting massages from the football trainers before football matches for years.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

It's actually less awkward with a man

This

 

[Notters]

Can't see the problem?!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

My sexuality is as open to question as the next man, but a massage from another man is not for me.

 

[seagully]

No it wouldn't. I've had plenty in Turkey

This

 

[Meade's Ball]

Is it a professional/asked for massage, or just some guy coming up behind you on a crowded train?

Uprightly kneeding the base of your spine whilst both his hands are busy grappling with luggage?

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

"Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"

 

[happypig]

I've been worked on by a male chiropractor but I didn't feel comfortable. Afterwards, however, being able to walk upright again, I felt jolly comfortable.

I don't much like physical contact with people I'm not VERY familiar with so I would find a massage from a man or woman equally awkward.