[Football] Put These Managerial Criteria in order

[sparkie]

Just 3 :

- Hell for leather exciting football.
- In game management.
- Inspirational and encourages daring to dream.

And the club will want youth development, obviously.

 

[Anger]

1. Gets results.
2. Gets results.
3. In game management.
4. Hell for leather exciting football.
5. Gets results.
6. Improves young players (although the whole coaching team does that).
7. Pragmatic.
8. Gets results.
9. Premier league experience.
10. Gets results.
11. Club Loyalty - what’s that then?
12. English/Spanish/Italian/Other Foreign - basically, nationality should not be a consideration.

 

[Brovion]

1 - Wins football matches
2+ Don't give a shit.

 

[GJN1]

You can add some if you like but put them in your order of importance:

In game management
Hell for leather exciting football
Crowd pleasing appointment
Improves young players
Pragmatic
Premier league experience
Club Loyalty
English
Spanish
Italian
Other Foreign

You do it.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

1. Sentient
2. Massive (i.e. has mass)
3. Human
4. Not a nazi
5. Not a communist
6. Not some sort of hipster twat
7. Not a f***ing idiot

 

[Coldwaltham Seagull]

1. Sentient
2. Massive (i.e. has mass)
3. Human
4. Not a nazi
5. Not a communist
6. Not some sort of hipster twat
7. Not a f***ing idiot

Felt like you were describing Klopp up to points 6 & 7

 

[Han Solo]

When he knows he's on camera, he needs to dramatically sit on a chair and pull his shirt over his head in despair. The rest? Meh...

 

[Han Solo]

1. Sentient
2. Massive (i.e. has mass)
3. Human
4. Not a nazi
5. Not a communist
6. Not some sort of hipster twat
7. Not a f***ing idiot

Asking for a friend but do you have a job suggestion for someone struggling with all these critera?

 

[jackalbion]

1. Sentient
2. Massive (i.e. has mass)
3. Human
4. Not a nazi
5. Not a communist
6. Not some sort of hipster twat
7. Not a f***ing idiot

Think we can drop the sentience and thats bang on.

 

[holybanjo]

You can add some if you like but put them in your order of importance:

In game management
Hell for leather exciting football
Crowd pleasing appointment
Improves young players
Pragmatic
Premier league experience
Club Loyalty
English
Spanish
Italian
Other Foreign

Just a few of the many factors they will surely consider

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Think we can drop the sentience and thats bang on.

It comes to something when you've got so far down your list of possibilities that you'd prefer a corpse to any of the candidates people are suggesting.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Knee slides and hissy fits

 

[Stato]

5. Not a communist

Egil Olsen's 82. He retired ten years ago.
Where do you stand on former Trotskyites? Would you be happy with someone who wrote a column for a WRP paper back in the seventies, but is now in the Labour Party?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Egil Olsen's 82. He retired ten years ago.
Where do you stand on former Trotskyites? Would you be happy with someone who wrote a column for a WRP paper back in the seventies, but is now in the Labour Party?

I suspect that the difference between trotskyites and stalinists is much smaller than either side would admit, and is largely a matter of perspective.
And I prefer to live in the present than 40 years ago.

 

[Stato]

I suspect that the difference between trotskyites and stalinists is much smaller than either side would admit, and is largely a matter of perspective.
And I prefer to live in the present than 40 years ago.

Okay, but does that rule out a return of Chrissie H or not?

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Okay, but does that rule out a return of Chrissie H or not?

I wrote two sentences in reply to your two questions. Well, three in reply to three now, and you can have this one for free.

 

[Stato]

I wrote two sentences in reply to your two questions. Well, three in reply to three now, and you can have this one for free.

Thanks for your time sir. I'll put you down as a maybe.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Thanks for your time sir. I'll put you down as a maybe.

Giving a slightly more considered answer, having seen Hughton's Forest team, I'd cross him off under the sentience criteria before I started worrying about his politics.

 

[jackalbion]

It comes to something when you've got so far down your list of possibilities that you'd prefer a corpse to any of the candidates people are suggesting.

Unsure if Slade was sentient during his second season.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

1. Likes a curry
2. Will watch any football on TV
3. Showers daily
4. Attracted to the darkside, and related filth
5. Like to t......

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