[Misc] Punchlines only

[Pogue Mahone]

No need to thank me.

I told YOU that one!

 

[Pogue Mahone]

He went to a fancy dress party wearing a goat.

 

[Wellesley]

Flutter? If you move your leg over a bit, I'll pop it out your mouth.

 

[marlowe]

He would if he came here.

 

[raymondo]

Irish national Hide-and-seek champion 1963

 

[Guinness Boy]

Your dad’s cock tastes funny


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[Guinness Boy]

Well in that case I’ll have 20 B&H and a box of matches


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[Herr Tubthumper]

Well in that case I’ll have 20 B&H and a box of matches


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[Johnny RoastBeef]

I said ping pong balls, not King Kong’s balls!

 

[McTavish]

He's got a big E on his pyjamas.

 

[FatSuperman]

Actually, it’s for my schnauzer

 

[jakarta]

You don't **** around with John Wayne, Miss

 

[Ken Newbury]

You call that weird, I dreamt I was skiing!

 

[Is it PotG?]

Barbados?

 

[Normal Rob]

With apache

 

[Pogue Mahone]

A fridge in a denim jacket.

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Pretty pink fairy

 

[Krusty]

Do you know how to drive this thing?

 

[Krusty]

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

[Baldseagull]

.....use mild green hairy lipped squid....

......a cycle path.....

The one I know ends, "Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervais, over my green hairy lipped squid"