[Misc] Punchlines only

[vegster]

Well, one is used for cunning stunts....

 

[WATFORD zero]

Where ever you left it.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I just saw the au-pair inflating it.

 

[The Large One]

Tennish.

 

[Is it PotG?]

2.30

 

[Is it PotG?]

Give him a biscuit and he might let you.

 

[Scappa]

In a plastic cup... with a spoon in.

 

[spongy]

"If I lick her nipples and tickle her clit I'll be able to slide her to the kitchen where the tiles are cheaper"

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

French for a set of dentures.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

My real ladder left when I was five
Hit him on the back of the head when he went to pick it up
A mosquito

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The un deux trois quatre cinq.

 

[wealdgull]

I'm tho thor I can hardly pith.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Armenia wear the fox hat

 

[WATFORD zero]

It says here eats roots and leaves.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Because seven eight nine.

 

[Questions]

Yeah but it’s never had to play in a cathedral before

 

[backson]

So the one-legged jockey says, ‘Don’t worry about me, baby. I ride sidesaddle

 

[DJ NOBO]

No, I’m Tessa Sanderson

 

[Pogue Mahone]

He sold his soul to Santa.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He sold his soul to Santa.

No need to thank me.