[Misc] Punchlines only

[Dick Swiveller]

Lennie Bennett (There's one for the teenagers.)

Oh - and yes, there is a nasty bug going around

 

[beorhthelm]

well it tastes like a prawn

 

[half time scores]

The other has high bollocks

 

[Questions]

John... John..... I can see your house from up here.

 

[A mex eyecan]

you smack him in the face and i’ll grab his cigar

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Well, what you going for?

"A new kitchen"

 

[Pogue Mahone]

That's what I said, diddle-aye tit fvck shag.

 

[SeagullinExile]

What a shot, right in the c**t.

 

[Bakero]

He's deep in despair and I'm ****ing disgusted.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

It's thirteen

Like normal dhal, only otter

 

[jimhigham]

It starts first time and drives straight off.

 

[Gabbafella]

Because he's a c***.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Me and me best longtime drinking buddy still have zero recall of the hilarious-at-the-time joke that leads to the punchline of the late Paul Daniels wiggling his fingers and perkily saying "That's Magic!". Think it may even pre-date The Lovely Debbie McGee

 

[WATFORD zero]

That's where I was hitting her on the head with the saucepan, trying to get her to stop.

 

[Acker79]

How do you drive this thing?





A stick

 

[Is it PotG?]

<<<<< in a Geordie accent >>>>>

...... so I flipped her over

 

[Questions]

Immediately the nun rips off her mask and says "Ha ha.......I'm the bus driver!"

 

[Norman Potting]

......."...these go to eleven...."


"....Which was nice....."

 

[Mackenzie]

.....use mild green hairy lipped squid....

......a cycle path.....

 

[Pevenseagull]

**** 'em, they're only bees




some **** from Preston.