[Misc] Punchlines only

[Questions]

We’ve heard all the build ups most probably so let’s cut to the quick..............


“And the other £20 was from the man who shat in my pants”

 

[Change at Barnham]

I was standing behind you in the Post Office.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Nice tits, where do you want your blinds ?

 

[Is it PotG?]

Here comes the Jolly Green Giant

 

[Stat Brother]

"yes it does".


(I reckon that's easily gettable)

 

[Questions]

“Why are you asking all these questions Two Dogs Fu****g”

 

[Frankie]

No iv'e never intentionally dived to win a penalty.

 

[MattBackHome]

Well you ****ing found time yesterday

 

[Gazwag]

so I shot her

 

[Brok]

"All of them."

 

[smartferndale]

Custers last stand
It's a raffle not a dance

 

[Questions]

Mother you piss me off sometimes

 

[pasty]

And the vicar said "Where else am I going to park my bike"

 

[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

One’s a pant in the country, whereas the other ...

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

No, but I'd like to!

 

[pasty]

Ok. But this time, you hold it down and I'll shit on it.

 

[beorhthelm]

one lousy donkey.

 

[Questions]

Well wash your hands and make me a bacon sarnie.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

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I was sitting in this fridge minding my own business

 

[Poojah]

I’ve found Cod, I’m a prawn again Christian.