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Puff Daddy to take over Crystal Palace
- Thread starter The Wookiee
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Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,265
"Sum say dat I'd be drinkin' from a poison chalice
The day I got to own the ass of Crystal Palace
South London's where it's at, but my homie Simon Jordan's
Given me a problem the size of James Corden
A man asked me for money, from da Inland Revenue
I put a cap deep in his ass and said "f*** You!"...
The day I got to own the ass of Crystal Palace
South London's where it's at, but my homie Simon Jordan's
Given me a problem the size of James Corden
A man asked me for money, from da Inland Revenue
I put a cap deep in his ass and said "f*** You!"...
FLOG GNAW
Banned
Palace will now run out to this.
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Banned
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Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick
I know own palace, losing money real quick
Chillin' with these guys
Named Administrators
Piss poor club, couldn't aford to pay yah.
They weren't fans of Debts
Full of closing down threats
To ruin us
While Brighton look up with Gus
Feel right at home can't see a white man
Chilling in the street or by a Caravan
I just want to go right down
I'm talkin' literally go right down
And play in front of crowds of 25
Make it so Players can't even afford to drive
And it ain't no stopping this
I can't help it I'm an optimist
And Ima going to make this team full of hoes
Now i'm off to go get some more Nandos
Now say their name
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Its the P the A the L the A the C
The E the F the C
It's Cristal, It's Cristal
Its the P the A the L the A the C
The E the F the C
It's Cristal, It's Cristal.
Sometimes I rhyme slow, sometimes I rhyme quick
I know own palace, losing money real quick
Chillin' with these guys
Named Administrators
Piss poor club, couldn't aford to pay yah.
They weren't fans of Debts
Full of closing down threats
To ruin us
While Brighton look up with Gus
Feel right at home can't see a white man
Chilling in the street or by a Caravan
I just want to go right down
I'm talkin' literally go right down
And play in front of crowds of 25
Make it so Players can't even afford to drive
And it ain't no stopping this
I can't help it I'm an optimist
And Ima going to make this team full of hoes
Now i'm off to go get some more Nandos
Now say their name
[
Its the P the A the L the A the C
The E the F the C
It's Cristal, It's Cristal
Its the P the A the L the A the C
The E the F the C
It's Cristal, It's Cristal.
Selhurst Wonderland
Banned
Be very careful of labelling him as some chavvy rapper.
This is a man who does not come from the same background as other rappers and is a very astute businessman reportedly worth over £360m.
It has just been confirmed by his spokesman that he has expressed an interest in buying our club on SSN
So put that cap in yo ass and smoke it!
This is a man who does not come from the same background as other rappers and is a very astute businessman reportedly worth over £360m.
It has just been confirmed by his spokesman that he has expressed an interest in buying our club on SSN
So put that cap in yo ass and smoke it!
The Wizard
Well-known member
- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,399
No way in a million years.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
If he is supposedly such an astute businessman, why on EARTH would he want to pour his millions into your failing, shoddy black hole of a club ? Whats in it for him ?
I would always be VERY wary of a bored so-called businessman with a few spare bob who knows the square root of f***-all about running a footbal club, suddenly pitching up out of the blue and investing untold millions so he can own it as his plaything.
Sooner or later it goes tits up, spectacularly, time and time again.
"P Diddy"
Strewth.
corkster
New member
ok he is a pikey 1 then. god i hope he buys it and fucks it up more than it is now
Selhurst Wonderland
Banned
If he is supposedly such an astute businessman, why on EARTH would he want to pour his millions into your failing, shoddy black hole of a club ? Whats in it for him ?
I would always be VERY wary of a bored so-called businessman with a few spare bob who knows the square root of f***-all about running a footbal club, suddenly pitching up out of the blue and investing untold millions so he can own it as his plaything.
Sooner or later it goes tits up, spectacularly, time and time again.
"P Diddy"
Strewth.
Why not?
If some nobody like Bloom can pour millions into that white elephant of an identikit ground like yours then a superstar can buy a better club like ours.
I don't think it'll happen but you never know.
The Wizard
Well-known member
- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,399
Difference being Bloom has blue and white blood. Poof Diddy probably has no idea about football and thinks its simple as abc. (like most Americans)
You can keep dreaming, but really, you know it won't happen.
Selhurst Wonderland
Banned
If he were to buy us, highly unlikely but still possible, then I fail to see how he would f*** it up, as you put it.
He is an astute businessman who wouldn't be going into this blindly.
corkster
New member
anyone who calls themselves P Diddy is a cock and he will never buy it. so i guess its still with the tango man
Selhurst Wonderland
Banned
A chairman who is a supporter means nothing. This is a very rare occurence.
After the Jordan fiasco, I don't think I'd want another Palace fan as owner.
Also, Sean Coombes can't be that simple with over £360m in his bank account.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Bloom and his family have been on the Albion board of directors for generations. They're not in it for the money, they don't invest their money on a whim, and the club is not their plaything. There is a difference.
Piff Duddly (or whatever) has no links with football, no links with Palace, and probably only became vaguely aware of Palace's existance when he noticed a funny smell as he wound down the tinted window in his Hummer somewhere around Norwood.
I don't think it'll happen either (its just too ridiculous even for your club), but be careful what you wish for. Rich businessmen don't get rich by tipping their cash into random black holes. Theres nearly always a downside.
Bloom is a lifelong fan who's family have been on the board decades ago.
P Diddy prob won't touch with a bargepole when he see's the books but if it did happen I give it 6 months tops before it goes completely tits up.
Sorry state of affairs at the moment for your lot
Selhurst Wonderland
Banned
Once again, just been confirmed that he is interested in buying Crystal Palace Football Club on SSN.
Unlikely but not out of the realms of possibility.
Unlikely but not out of the realms of possibility.
The Wizard
Well-known member
- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,399
Well, it does mean something because if you have a 'true' supporter at the helm then you know they won't deliberately rob the club of money/run it recklessly and generally like a bellend. (Simon Jordan
)I'm willing to put money on Poof Daddy NOT being your next chairman, probably after he has looked at the state of your club(No/Hardly any assets ect ect), it will probably be some consortium who have scraped all the pennies together to be able to afford the club.
Marshy
Well-known member
Would he pass the fit and proper test....ofcourse he would hehe
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
£360m ?
Do you think he has ANY clue how much of a dent owning Crystal Palace would put in that ? You don't own the ground, you don't own the freehold, you're massively in debt and most of the squad arn't worth two bob.
If he was stupid enough to buy your mob, he'd want his rocks tested. That would be about as far away from "astute" as you could possibly get.