Puddled

[theodorerobinson]

Are you all chuffing puddled?

Why on earth would Jordan Rhodes move from Huddersfield to Brighton?

1) You would need to fork out £8 million
2) Huddersfield are just as likely as Brighton to gain promotion this season
3) He is settled up here, close to his family and has made no secret about being a home bird

Think you need to be a bit more realistic lads

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

We used to be realistic. Now we have no idea what is realistic and what isn't.

 

[Icy Gull]

We used to be realistic. Now we have no idea what is realistic and what isn't.

 

[Oscar]

I thought this was going to be a thread about the weather. What's puddled?

 

[Lethargic]

Yes we are thank you, next question.

 

[Ernest]

To be honest we don't need League 1 noddy strikers anymore, we're past that now. Maybe we will look at him when he has some Champions League experience ?

 

[Goring Gull]

Diego Forlan and Del Piero will be far better signings than Rhodes

 

[Mackenzie]

Are you all chuffing puddled?

Why on earth would Jordan Rhodes move from Huddersfield to Brighton?

1) You would need to fork out £8 million
2) Huddersfield are just as likely as Brighton to gain promotion this season
3) He is settled up here, close to his family and has made no secret about being a home bird

Think you need to be a bit more realistic lads

Not good enough, you can keep him.

Puddled

 

[theodorerobinson]

Thanks. Glad you will let us keep the 3rd top scorer in Europe

Better than 1 in 2 strike rate

CMS who?

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Well my back gardens feckin puddled alright

 

[Springal]

Thanks. Glad you will let us keep the 3rd top scorer in Europe

Better than 1 in 2 strike rate

CMS who?

Still didn't ever score enough to drag you up from league 1 numerous times of trying, or help you avoid the play offs last season did he

 

[JBizzleBeard]

Chuffing puddled......I have no idea wtf you're going on about.

 

[Mackenzie]

Thanks. Glad you will let us keep the 3rd top scorer in Europe

You are welcome.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

What the f*** is puddled. Northern monkeys.

 

[misterspatch]

Are you all chuffing puddled?

Why on earth would Jordan Rhodes move from Huddersfield to Brighton?

1) You would need to fork out £8 million
2) Huddersfield are just as likely as Brighton to gain promotion this season
3) He is settled up here, close to his family and has made no secret about being a home bird

Think you need to be a bit more realistic lads

think you need to be more realistic with that 2nd statement.

 

[Ned]

Chuffing puddled......I have no idea wtf you're going on about.

May I as a Yorkshireman offer an interpretation

Are you chuffing puddled? = Have you completely taken leave of your senses?

Hope this helps to improve north south relations

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

In honesty though I don't anyone really suspects us to buy Rhodes, we're all a bit detached from reality at the minute have you seen some of the other rumours on here?

 

[Telford Seagull]

Thanks. Glad you will let us keep the 3rd top scorer in Europe

Better than 1 in 2 strike rate

CMS who?

who scored more during their best seasons in league one oh yeah that would be our craig

 

[JBizzleBeard]

May I as a Yorkshireman offer an interpretation

Are you chuffing puddled? = Have you completely taken leave of your senses?

Hope this helps to improve north south relations

Right oh, cheers Ned. I don't think it will catch on down here.

 

[severnside gull]

think you need to be more realistic with that 2nd statement.

They're putting together a team that looks pretty well set up for this league - easily top half and could well do better than that.
My betting is that Rhodes will continue to score heavily at this level as long as they continue to provide the ammunition - that was all CMS missed last season