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[Albion] Pubs with Strippers
- Thread starter Lenny Rider
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Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Christ, no wonder there's so many reds on a snooker table! "Time of the month" still needs the bills paying.......
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
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Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Not sure I'd be up for one of those sausages.
Mind you, I recall going to a sex show in Amsterdam once where a talented young lady laid on her back, parted her legs, carefully inserted a large lit Cuban cigar into her gruffalo, and proceeded to blow a series of mildly impressive smokes rings up into the air. OK, she was no Gandalf, but we were all suitably impressed.
She then handed the slightly dank, ragged semi-smoked cigar to one of my mates, who proceeded to actually smoke it himself. I fully expected his lips to come out in scabby hives the next day, but he seemed to get away with it.
[MENTION=272]Gritt23[/MENTION] will probably remember (it wasn't him)
Baker lite
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Haha,I remember an evening on Canal Strasse back in the 90s, two absolute belters were giving it six nowt on each other and sent out an invite to the audience for a volunteer, My mate Dave went up, he had a cock like a Pringles tin, he got on stage ,dropped his strides to gasps from the audience, the two birds sent him back, there was uproar.
Happy days.
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sydney
tinky ****in winky
Why don’t you phone up Selhurst Park and hire the Crystals? I’m sure they’ll do their own version of “Feeling Lads All Over” as a special request.
it's amazing how many female palace fans have members only instagram pages ......
Raleigh Chopper
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Yes, it was her daughter or something and yes she did crack open two bottles and the blokes had to drink them down in one.
The Geordie DJ doing the commentary was hilarious.
Oh, just remembered, she pulled out a really long string of fairly lights, each one lit up just after it appeared, I must invite her round at Christmas.
Barham's tash
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That’s a neat trick. With her sat on the top of the tree in a fairy/angel costume and If the trail of lights was long enough you could have a wirelessly powered tree.
AlastairWatts
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Anyone remember Wycombe away? Only 15 mins by train from London Marylebone.
There was a pub on the way to Wycombe's ground - The White Horse (?).
Some very attractive girls and nicely kept beavers.
Yup, that's my pub - it is the White Horse - and we still have stunning strippers every Saturday. I had rhought of making a special day of it for other Albion fans going to Wembley (there's a very good rail link with Chiltern Railways to the stadium) but unhappily Portsmouth are playing at Wycombe that day and we expect to see a lot of their supporters. History (and whatever common sense I have left) tells me that mixing the two would not be a good idea!
But the Cup Final is another day and we'll jay on something very special indeed for that. More after April 6.
Gritt23
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Indeed I do, and indeed it wasn't.
I can clearly remember the moment that I realised that particular cigar (as with a previous banana - maybe a different show, the weekend became a blurr) was ultimately going to be in the mouth of an audience member, and then almost in slow motion I saw who it was going to be offered to. In a flash the unnamed individual lept upon the cigar like a kitten leaps on a piece of string being pulled along the floor. Due to various concoction none of us were moving that fast anymore, but this guy was, and in a blink of an eye he was settled back in his seat puffing away, with a smug expression on his face, looking like a mafia boss who had just pulled off a particularly impressive heist.
If you fancy a detour to Vauxhall.
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el punal
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Tea room and Theatre now. That's gentrification for you. We used to pop over there if the cricket at the Oval was a bit slow.
Return of the Rev
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Went to Denmark v England in 1978 our coach stopped in hamburg on the way to Copenhagen and Amsterdam on the way home, a pretty good week and a great 18th birthday on the trip. Eyes opened
Lenny Rider
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When the original Vicky 'hung up her bunting' , she must be knocking 80 now, she effectively sold the trademark and act to another blonde lady who also went out on the circuit as Vicky.
Then the original Vicky's granddaughter, Dirty Barbara, starting gigging around Benidorm, and the new Vicky took her to the Spanish Courts for breach of copyright (or the latin version).
Went to Benidorm last September saw the all new Vicky show, no sign of Dirty Barbara, so the case must have been settled.
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
Blimey, you don't get this kind of drama on holiday in Cornwall.
Coldeanseagull
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Has Steamers in Newquay shut down then ?
Tesco in Disguise
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Yeah, it's 'politically correct' to feel uncomfortable about the power dynamic when women get their breasts out for quids in a pint glass.
You clown.
Are you always this late to the party, or just irrelevant?