[News] Public Toilets

[FIVESTEPS]

Walking past the toilet at Lawns cafe,noticed it was open after being closed for weeks for updating.Looked in to see what they had done and the answer was nothing.So the public inconvenienced for weeks for no gain.

 

[Zeberdi]

Oh dear … That’s a terrible in convenience

(Perhaps the attendant had gone a head to scout out the WC)

 

[Is it PotG?]

This will flush out the puns, roll up roll up.

 

[Napier]

Were they just taking the piss?

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Walking past the toilet at Lawns cafe,noticed it was open after being closed for weeks for updating.Looked in to see what they had done and the answer was nothing.So the public inconvenienced for weeks for no gain.

You've only got to take about FIVESTEPS before you get to the next ones up the promenade

 

[Guinness Boy]

Walking past the toilet at Lawns cafe,noticed it was open after being closed for weeks for updating.Looked in to see what they had done and the answer was nothing.So the public inconvenienced for weeks for no gain.

Are you sure @El Presidente hadn't been in there depositing a Douglas that blocked up the entire place, necessitating destruction by mallet and the subsequent careful rebuilding of the Kermit?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

With no money the authorities haven't got a pot to piss in, it's crap and all at sea.

 

[wuntbedruv]

it's crap and all at sea.

Judging by the recent rain all the crap will have been dumped in the sea on the excuse of "flood flashing" by Southern Water.

 

[hart's shirt]

The last time I used a public toilet, a roll of toilet paper fell on me.

I wasn't seriously hurt. Just soft tissue damage.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Walking past the toilet at Lawns cafe,noticed it was open after being closed for weeks for updating.Looked in to see what they had done and the answer was nothing.So the public inconvenienced for weeks for no gain.

So they were just going through the motions?

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

I don’t think the council can afford the works. They’re not exactly flush at the moment

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

Have to see how it pans out in the ens...

 

[swindonseagull]

I could never have a number 2 in a public toilet.....imagine how many arses have sat there and how much its been peed on.....not for me....

 

[World of Sport]

One of my favourite apps;

Toilet Map: Home

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

I could never have a number 2 in a public toilet.....imagine how many arses have sat there and how much its been peed on.....not for me....

I guess it depends how great your need is.

Maybe it's an age thing, but nowadays it just isn't possible to travel from home to the Amex without a wee, (or even a number 2) enroute.

I normally jump off the number 17 outside McDonalds, rush across the London Road dodging the traffic, to the Hobgoblin, to do the deed, having been promising the barmaid l'll be back to actually buy a drink for the past couple of years or more!

 

[Weststander]

I hope they’re keeping a log.

 

[Bodian]

They just got bogged down with other work.

 

[Zeberdi]

Judging by the recent rain all the crap will have been dumped in the sea on the excuse of "flood flashing" by Southern Water.

or because people took a dump in the sea when the Lawns cafe toilet was closed for 6 months ...

 

[Live by the sea]

Walking past the toilet at Lawns cafe,noticed it was open after being closed for weeks for updating.Looked in to see what they had done and the answer was nothing.So the public inconvenienced for weeks for no gain.

I never use public Loos in Brighton & Hove as they are always disgusting. Council needs to sort it out .

 

[A1X]

Just cut out the middle man and go straight into the sea