Public Relations Challenge for the day

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Change of name by deed poll to Lord Selhurst ?

 

[Man of Harveys]

A career as a lingerie model awaits, surely.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I'd have thought he should take some advice from a leader in this sort of thing: Max Clifford. Oh.

 

[Nibble]

No different to the feckless sneering underclasses of Britain buying fags, paying for their Sky TV and enormous widescreen TVs and trips abroad to Benidorm to spunk even more of their benefits that we pay for.

There are plenty on here who would be happy to hoover up some charlie whilst laying cable with hookers and they would be chuffed to do it at the taxpayers expense too.

How does one make the other acceptable? Clue: It doesn't.

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

I was convinced this would be a thread about the albion signing a central defender today, and managing the moaning about lack of attacking signings

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

I suppose if you're going down, do it in style. Some people probably lose their jobs for stealing paper clips.I'm sure that's what he'll tell the grandchildren at the next family gathering.

He will also to explain to Charlie, Angel Dust and Ganja the origins of their names

 

[The Fifth Column]

How does one make the other acceptable? Clue: It doesn't.

I was drawing a comparison, i didnt state it was acceptable. I'm more worried about the billions being wasted on the wasters than a few grand spent on drugs and hookers by some pointless old duffer.

 

[El Sid]

He'll make a fortune opening a chain of Spank-U-Like coke parlours.