Psycho

[Meade's Ball]

I saw a psychologist yesterday. She was contacted and asked to see me to cater for the nerves, tension and post-traumatic stress i carry from accident, journey and explosion of internal balloon. So, to begin with, she asked what happened. I told her i couldn't remember as i cycled for minutes and then woke a fortnight later in hospital believing myself to be in Africa and surrounded by slayers. So, this went for a brief while, all of which she claimed to be horrendous and tough to live with, but then she asked me of my earliest memory, what scares me most in adult life and the biggest fight i've ever had. After i answered that, she said she wished to see me each week for some while as i have difficulties.

The whole thing had me scoffing in part, but appreciative of some kind of talk of how i hate my dead dad and the gerbils that always perished in the cages i had in my kitchen of youth, and the brothers who ate too much cereal that had my name on it.
I saw a clinical psychologist later yesterday and nearly had a big cry. She thanked me for being honest.

Injury is well gay, innit.

 

[Commander]

Keep going mate

 

[Meade's Ball]

Keep going mate

Oh i shall.
I just find the whole thing quite funny. I saw a psychologist for 15 minutes once. My girlfriend of that time was clinically depressed and i was brought along to see her mental adjutant for those moments. I had to be asked to leave in the end as i had so much to say and smiled in the safe bubble of keeping there.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You use smileys more that you used to.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Has anyone got their season tickets yet?

 

[Meade's Ball]

You use smileys more that you used to.

I suppose that's to ensure that i ain't mentally ill and still smile on occasion.
and how ludicrous the majority of scenarios truly are. All just episodes from poorly-written soap operas one finds oneself repeating.
It is all just a bit silly.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are any female psychologists FIT? That always seems unnecessarily cruel to me when it happens in a film.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

We've all got our own 'gerbills in the kitchen' MB so you aint mad. Your gerbills just got out of synch when your helmet said hello to the tarmac.
Mrs Psych is just soothing their fur and straightning their tails in preperation for sending them back into storage.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Has anyone got their season tickets yet?

This is a serious thread about illness and mental stuff about feelings and physiotherapists. It does not need hijacking by some roly-poly halfwit trying to get cheap laughs!

 

[Lokki 7]

All just episodes from poorly-written soap operas one finds oneself repeating.
It is all just a bit silly.

So true. Yet surprisingly comforting. A lot of over paid, over-sized and over anxious Americans pay good money for that sort of thing, if its on offer then its worth making use of it as it can only do you good. Either it soothes your brain, or makes a good topic of conversation down the pub.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

This is a serious thread about illness and mental stuff about feelings and physiotherapists. It does not need hijacking by some roly-poly halfwit trying to get cheap laughs!

Well, get the f*** off it then !

 

[Parson Henry]

Calm down boys.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Sorry I flipped out a bit there. I haven't had a good night's sleep for weeks.
Do you think the season tickets are going to be sent out in alphabetical order?

 

[Parson Henry]

Sorry I flipped out a bit there. I haven't had a good night's sleep for weeks.
Do you think the season tickets are going to be sent out in alphabetical order?

Yes.

Each dusted with talcum powder, wrapped in a blue ribbon and sealed with a big long kiss from Dick Knight's Mum.