Professional footballers that you wonder how they have got into the professional game.

[Brighton Breezy]

Turienzo.

 

[Gullys Cats]

David Livermore,,, shocking!

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Vinny Jones

Graeme Smith is a good call

 

[JBizzle]

The one who scored a goal against Sunderland, giving us 3 points which kept us up that season in the Championship?

Johnny Dixon.

Definately... I'd also add Chris Holroyd to that.

 

[Braders]

Matt Heath , Matt Richards and Jason Jarrett

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Carlton Palmer

Thats very harsh on Carlton, I thought he was close to being a world class player for England, he was only held back by two things, skill and ability.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Painter played 90 minutes in all 46 games in a championsip winning team. Must have done something right.

No he didn't. He was stretchered off with about 20 minutes to go away at Brentford.

Painter has got a great first touch but only two speeds, stop and go. He is far too lightweight at this level against the more physical attackers and his lack of pace means it's dangerous for him to push too far forward. Fairly decent passer of the ball though.

 

[poidy]

Stuart Tuck

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

some of these suggestions are ridicuous............anyone playing regularly in the premiership would look absolutely amazing if you put them in, say, league 2 wouldn't they

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Can't believe we have got this far and no one has mentioned the worst lump ever to walk on the pitch...walk being the operative word...
my favourite hate figure Michael Mahoney-Johnson

 

[Lich Seagull]

Vaslur Gislaisson - our glamour player from overseas when we were at priestfield. He was shockingly bad

Good shout. Gets my vote. Saw him on debut at Swansea I think and thought then he was truly awful.

 

[sully]

Has Mark Farrington had a mention yet?

 

[Buckley's Mad Eye]

John Crumplin (as a winger)

 

[Justice]

Mr Richard Tiltman

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Marc Wilson, who used to play for Portsmouth and is now at Stoke. If he can play in the Premier League then anyone can.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

John O'Shea

Seconded.

 

[stripeyshark]

Soooppeeeer Soooper Mark
Soooppeeeer Soooper Mark
Sooper Market trolley!

What a useless lump he was

True, but if you say that and happen to be his manager.....

 

[stripeyshark]

Johnson Ferdinand Bosingwa Malouda

 

[BadFish]

some of these suggestions are ridicuous............anyone playing regularly in the premiership would look absolutely amazing if you put them in, say, league 2 wouldn't they

Quite, it should be renamed as a thread of players playing above their ability.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

some of these suggestions are ridicuous............anyone playing regularly in the premiership would look absolutely amazing if you put them in, say, league 2 wouldn't they

Rubbish. Put Danny Welbeck in the Barnet team and watch him struggle pitifully. Quality players around him, that is it. Had the luck of being from Manchester.