swiss tony
Member
Haven't read this for ages but it is absolutely priceless.
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My current favourites being:
hush puppies n. Breasts so impressive that all men are rendered speechless in their presence.
twatriot n. Someone who waves a Union Jack and shouts 'Come on Tim', between every point whilst Tim 'Spoilt Bastard' Henman gets thrashed at Wimbledon again.
smackanory n. The heart-rending tale of woe with which heroin addicts routinely regale passers by in the hope of relieving them of their small change.
big brother is watching you phr. The wood-felling realisation, whilst watching a scruff video, that there is a photo of a grinning sibling on top of the TV set which must be laid face down before one can continue relaxing in a gentleman's way.
Viz Comic
My current favourites being:
hush puppies n. Breasts so impressive that all men are rendered speechless in their presence.
twatriot n. Someone who waves a Union Jack and shouts 'Come on Tim', between every point whilst Tim 'Spoilt Bastard' Henman gets thrashed at Wimbledon again.
smackanory n. The heart-rending tale of woe with which heroin addicts routinely regale passers by in the hope of relieving them of their small change.
big brother is watching you phr. The wood-felling realisation, whilst watching a scruff video, that there is a photo of a grinning sibling on top of the TV set which must be laid face down before one can continue relaxing in a gentleman's way.