problems for blokes

[Marc]

Dunno why "morning wood" is always so rock hard. You could crack tiles on mine at 7am.

good job I never saw you down the Cricks for those early Japan World Cup games then, "God Save The Screen" springs to mind

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've never had one on my bike.
Even when i cycle along behind a woman whose lycra shorts have stretched a little too much and there's only meagre webbing between her buttocks and the air, i maintain a "flop-on".

Why am i telling you this?

 

[Marc]

I've never had one on my bike.
Even when i cycle along behind a woman whose lycra shorts have stretched a little too much and there's only meagre webbing between her buttocks and the air, i maintain a "flop-on".

Why am i telling you this?

think my seats at too high anangle then as sometimes its like its being pushed INWARDS

 

[Dave the OAP]

its normally cos you are busting for a pee in the morning and as you know to pee when in a state of arousal is nigh on impossible...or so I am led to believe

 

[Easy 10]

good job I never saw you down the Cricks for those early Japan World Cup games then, "God Save The Screen" springs to mind

With those England performances in the early morning games (Sweden & Nigeria ?) I'd have lost my bone quick enough anyway Crabbers.

Reminds me of a joke. Why do old men put Viagra in their Horlicks ?

To stop them from rolling out of bed.

(I am available for partys and functions)

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

My 10 inch boner this morning almost took Mrs Glover's eye out.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Try riding on the 5B in the morning. It ain't the vibrations, man.

i go on that, its a school bus...though it is my college bus to. next time ill cover up more if it excites u that much

 

[Braders]

Try riding on the 5B in the morning. It ain't the vibrations, man.

its that hill by Varndean college that does me

 

[Meade's Ball]

My 10 inch boner this morning almost took Mrs Glover's eye out.

I'm struggling to imagine your sleeping positions.

 

[Weezle]

I thought it was called Morning Glory?

 

[Storer68]

well have you tried getting off at a bus stop without one...........

 

[Pavilionaire]

I like to start the day off with a gag.

When my bird wakes up, turns to me and says "Morning, honey" I like to reply with "Morning, wood", just so she knows what to do and where to go...

 

[Donny Osmond]

I tuck mine up under my belt (making sure no one can see me)
Means you can walk of a bus without any any problems. Unless your shirt gets caught
It gets squeezed by the belt so becomes floppy quickly.

 

[Bob!]

And of course you have to walk all the way down the aisle to get off

 

[Dawsey]

Try going down The Avenue in Bevendean in the morning

Then get on the 5B to college, and as TL1 has already pointed out, its not the vibrations that do the damage

 

[Braders]

Try going down The Avenue in Bevendean in the morning

Then get on the 5B to college, and as TL1 has already pointed out, its not the vibrations that do the damage

its that hill

 

[Crisp]

its normally cos you are busting for a pee in the morning and as you know to pee when in a state of arousal is nigh on impossible...or so I am led to believe

Handstand?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I tuck mine up under my belt (making sure no one can see me)
Means you can walk of a bus without any any problems. Unless your shirt gets caught
It gets squeezed by the belt so becomes floppy quickly.

I use the same tactic. Though feeling a little sheepish, you normally get away with it.

We must be geniuses