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Yoda

English & European
My employers are on here!!! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Department for Work & Pensions
For forcing out trained & dedicated individuals so as to waste taxpayers money on overpriced & largely poor contractors and Service Providers. A raft of !!!!! here - Gordon Brown, Joe Harley, Stephen Holt, some blonde cow. I could go on but I need to apply for a job.

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LOL

Try working for the C.S.A. apparently brilliant sick pay, if you ever ring up to complain you can be guaranteed your caseworker is on long term sick leave, their line manager is progressing the case but unfortunately for you they have built up a lot of leave so will be off for the next two months, sorry if its urgent ring the complaints department but their phones are temporarily out of order due to staff shortages if that fails try ringing the helpline number you just rang, which i have answered and listened to you for the last half hour, but hey try again maybe the empty seat sitting beside me may answer the phone and be a bit more imaginative than me honestly thats an ideal job try applying there

Cheers but no thanks. My nightmare scenario is a posting back to DCS but CSA & The Passport Agency are the scary alternatives. Why do we put up with this shit?

life is never nice thats why we put up with this sort of shit, sometimes the alternative is more scary
 


Camp Gays

Now, you will have to exuse me if I missed the day in school when we were taught that homosexuality meant talking in a stupid lispy voice and screeching at every innuendo was the way forward, but I really dont get it. Why do you do it, again? Please dont say because of fashion. Dont say that it means you are more gay if you do. None of my gay friends do it. Why do you? Stop adhering to a stereotype, because you make yourself look silly doing it, you really do. Juast be happy being gay. You still have testicles, whether you like it or not. Its not a bloody contest, you lunatics. Telly is not the teacher of gay conform! There is no gay conform. Youre bloody gay! The bloke you shag is a dead give-away! Just buy a pint, like the rest of us, before we call you a tight arse..( Ooooh, get her!)

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Biscuit

Native Creative
Jul 8, 2003
22,316
Brighton
DÃnN¥ §ëÃGuLL© said:
Camp Gays

Now, you will have to exuse me if I missed the day in school when we were taught that homosexuality meant talking in a stupid lispy voice and screeching at every innuendo was the way forward, but I really dont get it. Why do you do it, again? Please dont say because of fashion. Dont say that it means you are more gay if you do. None of my gay friends do it. Why do you? Stop adhering to a stereotype, because you make yourself look silly doing it, you really do. Juast be happy being gay. You still have testicles, whether you like it or not. Its not a bloody contest, you lunatics. Telly is not the teacher of gay conform! There is no gay conform. Youre bloody gay! The bloke you shag is a dead give-away! Just buy a pint, like the rest of us, before we call you a tight arse..( Ooooh, get her!)

:clap2:

:lolol: quality.
 


Chelsea Fans
Whoopdee fuckin doo... you won the league not really supprising and you shouldnt be too happy after all you BOUGHT THE f***ing LEAGUE! CUNTRAGS!

Users Comments:
f*** OFF YOU JEALOUS MUGGY LITTLE !!!!, ID LIKE TO STOVE YOUR f***ing HEAD IN AND TEAR YOU A NEW ARSEHOLE! BET YOUR A f***ing GOONER OR A FRONT WHEEL SKID! DIE !!!! DIE, IL FIND YA!!

You'll be f***ed when the russian goes to jail!

f*** OFF YOU RETARDED GLORY HUNTER, WE ALL KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT CHELSEA FANS, VERY SIMILAR TO BRIGHTON FANS HENCE THE BIT ABOUT A NEW ARSEHOLE! (YOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU) f***ing STUPID TOSSER...
 


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