For fans of Alan Partridge out there. The highlight of Facebook for me is the group "We need to talk about Alan Partridge" where today someone has started the thread "Give me your Alan radio description of a song you love".
In an attempt to combine Partridge and the hapless royal I've gone for:
"That was Shaggy with his tribute to Prince Andrew "It Wasn't Me". Shaggy's real name is Orville Richard Burrell, presumably named after the young green bird on the end of that chap's hand...which again brings us back to Prince Andrew. The time, it's approaching high noon..."
As you say, a rare reason to visit Fb that Group.
Isn't the age of consent 18 in the Virgin Islands, where one of the 'sexual encounters' (rapes) is alleged to have taken place?
I'd be happy with that exchange.
A dark, closed airport, a helicopter lands, a hooded prisoner each on the tarmac are pushed out alone to walk towards and past each other, a single sniper shot rings out......
Prince Charles was best buddies with Saville and he defended the paedo priest but nobody seemed that bothered.
Do I think Andrew is a creepy, disgusting lying toerag? I most certainly do. But he's seen his big brother get away with it...........
Isn't the age of consent 18 in the Virgin Islands, where one of the 'sexual encounters' (rapes) is alleged to have taken place?
I reckon Princess Diana knew the truth that’s why she was killed
§ 1702. Rape in the second degree
(a) Any person over 18 years of age who perpetrates under circumstances not amounting to rape in the first degree, an act of sexual intercourse or sodomy with a person not the perpetrator's spouse who is at least 16 years but less than 18 years of age, and the perpetrator is 5 years or older than the victim, is guilty of rape in the second degree and shall be imprisoned not more than 10 years.
.... steps back from public life.
I wonder if last night’s debate had an affect?
Which comment did the royal family acknowledge?
"The institution of the Monarchy is beyond reproach”
Or
"Needs a bit of improvement."
It seems that there has been a vast improvement to the royal family in the past half hour! Maybe they are not beyond reproach?
Probably more down to the numerous companies, charities and universities that are walking in the opposite direction when they spot Andrew.
.... steps back from public life.