Press this morning.....

[Norman Potting]

Will his club car be a VOKESwagen!!

.....Gets coat.

 

[Originunknown]

This eVOKES great optimism for our strike partnership

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Charlie told me to get a life you'll see why on Player later.Quite funny.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Apparently he's brought down his personal karaoke machine. Its a Samsung...

 

[Giraffe]

Presumably he will also be driving the Vokes railway along the seafront?

 

[jamesp]

noone is sittting there with malky makay and is about to sign a 4 year contract....he turns to the camera, stands up, to reveal a Brighton shirt......and says ' you wasted all this time trying to buy me, now you have no1' flips them the bird, and makes his escape to gus waiting outside in his car?

LOVE this!!!!

 

[halbpro]

Apparently he's brought down his personal karaoke machine. Its a Samsung...

Oh that's awful, and more depressingly took me a second to work out.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Charlie told me to get a life you'll see why on Player later.Quite funny.

Sounds as if you have made a tit of yourself again at the press conference

 

[aolstudios]

Apparently he's brought down his personal karaoke machine. Its a Samsung...

Must be the cold. Had to think about that one

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Oh that's awful, and more depressingly took me a second to work out.

Very happy to oblige.

 

[Woodchip]

When is the next signing? I've got work to do.

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[Brovion]

Shed-door Sam has a ring to it.

Nice one! He'll be a good partner for "Cow's Arse Craig". Or maybe, er, "Barn door Barnes". (Doesn't quite work that one).

Note: I'm just joshing!

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

When is the next signing? I've got work to do.

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

Same here. Will he get a voke-al response from the Albion fans when he first comes on?

 

[Woodchip]

Nice one! He'll be a good partner for "Cow's Arse Craig". Or maybe, er, "Barn door Barnes". (Doesn't quite work that one).

Note: I'm just joshing!

Van door Vokes?

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Nice one! He'll be a good partner for "Cow's Arse Craig". Or maybe, er, "Barn door Barnes". (Doesn't quite work that one).

Note: I'm just joshing!

So was I.

I can already hear the cries from the west upper of "hit it long to Vokes" now.

 

[shaolinpunk]

Charlie told me to get a life you'll see why on Player later.Quite funny.

Did you show him one of your attempts to play a journalist?

 

[Brovion]

So was I.

I can already hear the cries from the west upper of "hit it long to Vokes" now.

I know, but you know what some on here are like: "Oi Brovion CMS works really hard you wanker! Bloody moaners!"

 

[Giraffe]

Charlie told me to get a life you'll see why on Player later.Quite funny.

The problem with this is that there are so many possibilities. For starters it could literally be any one of your 17,000+ posts on NSC.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

I know, but you know what some on here are like: "Oi Brovion CMS works really hard you wanker! Bloody moaners!"

Indeed.

 

[peterward]

The problem with this is that there are so many possibilities. For starters it could literally be any one of your 17,000+ posts on NSC.

where is [MENTION=1416]Ernest[/MENTION] when you need him