[Albion] Press conference 4.30 today........

[Nottseagull]

Free tea & coffee back in 1901

It probably won't be about any historical concessions that the club once made.

 

[Seagull73]

...."As soon as I knew Brighton were interested, I knew I would want to come".......

 

[Guinness Boy]

Someone found the receipt for Jahanbakhsh?

.....in an Amsterdam Coffee Shop

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Outside toilets ... get in!

 

[seagull_special]

Lamb and Daffodil pie

 

[Nottseagull]

Graham Pottery ?

Well, you're really 'on the ball' this afternoon

 

[Hungry Joe]

Graham Pottery ?

Ceramics Ferguson out of retirement?

 

[dazzer6666]

Well, you're really on the ball this afternoon

Ah, it actually was a shit pun. Thanks for clarifying

 

[Weststander]

Angry parting words, so behind that, he must’ve been rated.

 

[dazzer6666]

Ceramics Ferguson out of retirement?

Clayton Blackmore might be coming with him...Welsh connection and all that.............

 

[Nixonator]

Opening statement of - For the level of the club that we are, we need to be at our levels in every game and hope the opposition are not at their levels, because they have players that can hurt yer.

 

[middletoenail]

Angry parting words, so behind that, he must’ve been rated.

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It took a few years, but it's karma for bringing Kemy Agustien to our attention!

 

[Ninja Elephant]

A triumphant return to the ****ing brilliant football of Gustavo Poyet, featuring Mauricio Taricco and Charlie Oatway.

 

[Nottseagull]

...."As soon as I knew Brighton were interested, I knew I would want to come".......

....of course, I'll be needing to adapt my tactics for football at this level...

 

[piersa]

I really want him in a full kit, with his boots on.

 

[Mellotron]

Please don't make him hold a scarve above his head. Please, just don't.

You know full well in your heart that that photo has already been taken.

I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do.

 

[Eeyore]

I this fails, and we go down, we'll be the tin potters.

 

[Goldstone1976]

"I'm under no illusions that it'll be easy" - 1/3
"Fantastic facilities" - Evens
"Great set up" - 3/1
"Winstanley" - 10/1
"4,4,2" - 100/1
"I want to bring Chris Hughton back" - 1000/1

 

[Weststander]

...."As soon as I knew Brighton were interested, I knew I would want to come".......

“Mr Bloom sold his vision for the club, which matched my own ambitions. With all due respect [none] to the people at Swansea City, I’d privately made my mind up after that first contact.

I’ve already started work with Paul Winstanley, Dan Ashworth and the very suave Mr Barber, on our personnel requirements on the playing side, but obviously we won’t be commenting any further on that today [due to not-so-Bright up at Smellhurst looking to gazump us, using our detailed scouting and his lazy cheque book approach to everything in life].”

 

[Triggaaar]

Angry parting words, so behind that, he must’ve been rated.

"Absolutely gutted waking up to this"

Must have been some party, he's been asleep for a week.