Premiership fixtures and results - 24/25th August

[The Great Cornholio]

Tue Aug 24 2004
Birmingham v Man City 19:45
Crystal Palace v Chelsea 20:00

Wed Aug 25 2004
Fulham v Middlesbrough 19:45
West Brom v Tottenham 19:45
Southampton v Bolton 19:45
Arsenal v Blackburn 19:45
Newcastle v Norwich 20:00
Charlton v Aston Villa 20:00

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Injury and suspension news :-

Arsenal have a defender of rating 4 suspended for 3 matches. (This means their attack is weakened by 9 points for the next 3 games)

Aston Villa have a defender of rating 6 suspended for 3 matches.

Charlton have a striker of rating 4 injured for 3 matches.

Crystal Palace have a striker of rating 5 suspended for 3 matches.

Newcastle have a defender of rating 3 suspended for 3 matches.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Arsenal have a defender of rating 4 suspended for 3 matches. (This means their attack is weakened by 9 points for the next 3 games)

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Half Time Scores :-

Birmingham v Man City 0-0
Crystal Palace v Chelsea 0-2
Fulham v Middlesborough 2-1
West Brom v Tottenham 1-0
Southampton v Bolton 2-0
Arsenal v Blackburn 1-0
Newcastle v Norwich 1-0
Charlton v Aston Villa 2-1

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Full Time Scores :-

Birmingham v Man City 0-2
Crystal Palace v Chelsea 2-2
Fulham v Middlesborough 2-1
West Brom v Tottenham 2-0
Southampton v Bolton 4-0
Arsenal v Blackburn 3-0
Newcastle v Norwich 2-1
Charlton v Aston Villa 2-1

 

[CAFC Matt]

f***ing doh dah. Another win

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Updated table :-

Pos Team                P   W   D   L   F   A   W   D   L   F   A  GD Pts 
  1 Arsenal             3   2   0   0   7   1   0   1   0   2   2   6   7 
  2 Fulham              3   2   0   0   5   1   0   1   0   0   0   4   7 
  3 Charlton Athletic   3   2   0   0   4   2   0   1   0   2   2   2   7 
  4 Chelsea             3   1   0   0   1   0   1   1   0   3   2   2   7 
  5 Southampton         3   2   0   0   6   0   0   0   1   1   2   5   6 
  6 Crystal Palace      3   0   2   0   3   3   1   0   0   4   2   2   5 
  7 Manchester City     3   0   1   0   0   0   1   1   0   4   2   2   5 
  8 Aston Villa         3   1   0   0   2   1   0   1   1   3   4   0   4 
  9 West Brom           3   1   1   0   4   2   0   0   1   1   3   0   4 
 10 Newcastle United    3   1   1   0   4   3   0   0   1   0   2  -1   4 
 11 Tottenham Hotspur   3   1   0   0   1   0   0   1   1   2   4  -1   4 
 12 Manchester United   2   1   0   0   3   0   0   0   1   0   1   2   3 
 13 Portsmouth          2   1   0   0   2   1   0   0   1   1   2   0   3 
 14 Middlesbrough       3   1   0   0   2   0   0   0   2   2   6  -2   3 
 15 Blackburn Rovers    3   1   0   0   3   1   0   0   2   0   5  -3   3 
 16 Everton             2   0   1   0   2   2   0   1   0   1   1   0   2 
 17 Liverpool           2   0   1   0   2   2   0   0   1   0   1  -1   1 
 18 Bolton Wanderers    3   0   1   0   2   2   0   0   2   0   7  -7   1 
 19 Birmingham City     3   0   0   2   0   3   0   0   1   1   2  -4   0 
 20 Norwich             3   0   0   1   2   4   0   0   2   1   5  -6   0

 

[CAFC Matt]

 

[Artois]

So I bought a defender with a rating of 7 for £19 million and I've played 3 games and have a goal difference of -7........

 

[The Great Cornholio]

So I bought a defender with a rating of 7 for £19 million and I've played 3 games and have a goal difference of -7........

That's about the size of it! At least you are holding Liverpool to a 0-0 at Half Time in the latest game!