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[Football] Premier League managers ranked by who would be best in a fight: 2020 edition.



NooBHA

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Jan 13, 2015
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Best and funniest thread started since the inception of Corona Virus.

Klopp and Hassenhutl would definitely be the Top 2 of the Managers.

And as for the Captain's. Troy Deeney the winner. No Contest
 




Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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How Steve Bruce isn’t in the top 3 is madness! You’ve only got to look at his crooked nose to realise he’s been in a fair few scraps over the years!


So have I. But like bonus Brucie, I'm an old kerchuntcuntle....fit only for vituperation.:shrug:
 




Stat Brother

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If you're happy with you choice, feel free to move onto captains:-

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Which one n turn should lead us naturally to:-

The Hardest Manager/Captain Tag-Team.

Edit - just realised the above question leads directly to Pearson/Deaney.

So as you were.
As a point of order:-

THIS IS NOT MY LIST.

It was just the next thing up, on the socials, after Liew posted managers.
 


Not Andy Naylor

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Ancelotti has been severely underrated in my opinion. You don't last long in Italian football unless you're a bit tasty. Plus opponents would be distracted by that left eyebrow.

But I also wondered about how these fights would happen? A tournament format, or an all-in like the one in The Legend of Ron Burgundy? i must admit that was how I first imagined it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipsPgNEmAXI
 




Dick Head

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Stat Brother

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Ancelotti has been severely underrated in my opinion. You don't last long in Italian football unless you're a bit tasty. Plus opponents would be distracted by that left eyebrow.

But I also wondered about how these fights would happen? A tournament format, or an all-in like the one in The Legend of Ron Burgundy? i must admit that was how I first imagined it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipsPgNEmAXI

My instant thought would be all in, last man standing, deathmate.

But that heavily favours Maureen-ino.

I think it has to be seeded or drawn from a hat.
Perhaps seeded, nobody wants a Pearson Klippery first round match up.

Yep seeded it is.
 
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Stumpy Tim

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Sharp at 10 and Dunk at 16?

We’re you actually there in August 2011? Everybody knows Dunk defeated Sharp completely and utterly.

I am pretty sure Dunk killed Sharp, in the first game at the Amex, and therefore should not be below him.

To be fair, Billy Sharp has risen from the dead so that has to count for something surely?
 








Murray 17

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Jul 6, 2003
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Grealish above Dunk? In fact, Grealish above ANYONE? Only takes a puff of wind to knock that feller over as we've seen over and over and over again....
I've finally found something I agree with you on!

Grealish wouldn't want to mess up his hair in a fight.



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