[Football] Premier League (and FA Cup) 19-20/3/22 (with apologies to Bozza)

[Acker79]

Richarlison being beaten to the ball so feigning injury. Zaha says 'hold my beer'.

 

[hart's shirt]

Both Richarlison and Zaha down within 3 minutes of the kickoff.

Plus ça change...

 

[hart's shirt]

*double post*

 

[Seagull58]

Following Richarlison's recent performances, Zaha is going to have to dive and feign injury extraordinarily well today to retain his title as biggest **** in the Prem.

 

[pasty]

Boooooooooo

Guehi makes in 1-0 "them"

 

[pasty]

Well that's probably that then. 2-0

 

[theboybilly]

'The Jolly Boys' Outing' from OFAH is on so there's no way I'm watching this match

 

[pasty]

Such insightful commentary from the ITV team, straight out of the no shit Sherlock handbook.

“You don’t necessarily have to play that well as long as you score more goals than your opponent”

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Such insightful commentary from the ITV team, straight out of the no shit Sherlock handbook.

“You don’t necessarily have to play that well as long as you score more goals than your opponent”

Can we stick that up in our dressing room?

 

[BN41Albion]

Such insightful commentary from the ITV team, straight out of the no shit Sherlock handbook.

“You don’t necessarily have to play that well as long as you score more goals than your opponent”

If only we could not play well and score goals though. Or play well and score goals.

Vieira's done well with Palace this season to be fair

 

[Is it PotG?]

Chelsea v Man City

Palace v Liverpool

The FA Cup Final WILL mirror the CL Final.

You heard it here.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Wow, what a hit by Leicester.

Castagne 1 nothing.

 

[Steve Foster]

If only we could not play well and score goals though. Or play well and score goals.

Vieira's done well with Palace this season to be fair

I thought this would be the season, finally, that we overhaul that rabble up the road, but fair play to them. They are a side on the up & we are not. Goals win games Mr Chris Hughton-Potter.

 

[Durlston]

Coventry fans singing "We’re on our way" - this was a rather unique chant when we started singing it, seems every club sing it now. Yes I know we got it off Wednesday who copied it off Grimsby Town

It was Sunderland fans who were singing it in around 2004. I remember hearing it at the Withdean. When it comes to loyalty, songs and passion, the Mackems belong in the Premier League. Hope they get back there eventually and batter the Saudi's!

 

[Durlston]

The Complete And Utter Shyster taking charge at Stains.

Please send off Grealish, Jesus, and Ward-Prowse! That would be amusing.

 

[Mackenzie]

Nice to see a little club in the semis. I still remember Chesterfields great run.

Well done palace.

 

[Weststander]

Everton were outplayed by Newcastle, yet fluked a winner with Iwobi.

That one goal may well be the key moment that keeps them up.

A joke really, they've stunk out the EPL since October, shocking football under 2 managers, if ever there was a squad/club that deserved to drop it's them.

 

[jcdenton08]

City look terrific, should be 3-4 up at half time but still only 1. Anything can happen...

 

[Stat Brother]

Everton were outplayed by Newcastle, yet fluked a winner with Iwobi.

That one goal may well be the key moment that keeps them up.

A joke really, they've stunk out the EPL since October, shocking football under 2 managers, if ever there was a squad/club that deserved to drop it's them.

Probably best not suggest relegation for teams on the criteria of 'stunk out the EPL'.

 

[London Irish]

Saints strikers showing a bit of barndooritis like our lads so pleased for them they got the break just before half time