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[Albion] Premier League 7-10/5/21



BN41Albion

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Who in their right mind wants to go to Wakehurst?

Used to live in Ardingly and hated Wakehurst it's a prison camp full of old people in corduroy. 8Ft fencing surrounds the place to stop the deer etc from roaming free in the countryside.

There's a public footpath through the centre of it which I used to walk, one day the pearl brigade had forgot to unlock the gate which meant we (family of 6 and 3 dogs) had to walk past the house. Jesus you'd have thought the World had ended. no less than 4 security idiots escorted us off the grounds. There was old greys choking on batonburg cake watching the great unwashed with K9's daring to walk in the Sussex countryside in muddy boots. **** me what a disappointing waste of space it is.

Oh and everyone marvels at a weed, something that has destroyed natural hedgerow throughout Sussex the god awful Rhododendron ponticum

What a brilliant rant in the middle of the weekly PL thread :lolol::thumbsup:
 








Driver8

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Jul 31, 2005
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After this pathetic showing against one of our rivals I really hope Leicester fail to make the top four.
 








PILTDOWN MAN

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We love it.

Lovely walks through the woods by the lake.

So we must be out of our minds. Thank you for pointing that out.

That’s alright. Pleased to help
 






PILTDOWN MAN

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Guinness Boy

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Who in their right mind wants to go to Wakehurst?

Used to live in Ardingly and hated Wakehurst it's a prison camp full of old people in corduroy. 8Ft fencing surrounds the place to stop the deer etc from roaming free in the countryside.

There's a public footpath through the centre of it which I used to walk, one day the pearl brigade had forgot to unlock the gate which meant we (family of 6 and 3 dogs) had to walk past the house. Jesus you'd have thought the World had ended. no less than 4 security idiots escorted us off the grounds. There was old greys choking on batonburg cake watching the great unwashed with K9's daring to walk in the Sussex countryside in muddy boots. **** me what a disappointing waste of space it is.

Oh and everyone marvels at a weed, something that has destroyed natural hedgerow throughout Sussex the god awful Rhododendron ponticum

We did an anti natal course with a group that included a couple related to the Wakehurst owners. The bloke (who was the relative) was madder than a ferret on acid. He was posher than Prince Edward, yet chose to live in a Maidenbower semi.


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