[Albion] Premier League 29/4 - 2/5/23

[Weststander]

Lampard’s gone from the second worst manager in Everton history, to a 0.0% win rate at The Chavs.

Boehly …. the comedy gift that keeps giving.

 

[Mackenzie]

Potter and his merry men all gone. £21m
Cucurella not on the bench. £60m
Gilmour man of the match. 12p
Thanks very much Chelsea

 

[US Seagull]

To say Chelsea players aren't on the same frequency would be generous. I think half the team are on FM, and the other half on AM.

 

[BNthree]

As Drury just illustrated, if both sides keep winning then Shiteh win the title at ours, AGAIN.

Sincerely hope not.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

What do we think Potter’s doing tonight? Taking the kids to Cubs? Spot of Pilates? Laughing his arse off in a huge pile of cash?

Is Winstano our last man standing at this freak show?

Don't forget Poundland Estupinian/Sideshow Bob...

 

[TomandJerry]

Don't forget Poundland Estupinian/Sideshow Bob...

What about the tea lady? Or did she stay in the end?

 

[pb21]

Chelsea look so bad

 

[The Fits]

They're not just going to get a new manager in and this will all be fixed. They're in for a good few seasons in mid table. They shouldn't be this bad. It's not just the managers, or the players, or even Boehly. It's the entire thing. It's obviously rotten to the core.
And I'm loving it.

 

[Guinness Boy]

To say Chelsea players aren't on the same frequency would be generous. I think half the team are on FM, and the other half on AM.

Exactly. Tremendous old man reference too

 

[hart's shirt]

Since the start of 2023, Chelsea have scored 11 league goals in 18 games.

We scored over half that in the last 90 minutes.

 

[Hugo Rune]

Chelsea will get something tonight. I reckon they will win

 

[Greg Bobkin]

What about the tea lady? Or did she stay in the end?

Couldn't agree terms with Chelsea Todd, apparently...

 

[Guinness Boy]

Since the start of 2023, Chelsea have scored 11 league goals in 18 games.

We scored over half that in the last 90 minutes.

 

[Nobby]

What do we think Potter’s doing tonight? Taking the kids to Cubs? Spot of Pilates? Laughing his arse off in a huge pile of cash?

Is Winstano our last man standing at this freak show?

Won’t be for long. His position must be untenable now.

 

[Weststander]

They're not just going to get a new manager in and this will all be fixed. They're in for a good few seasons in mid table. They shouldn't be this bad. It's not just the managers, or the players, or even Boehly. It's the entire thing. It's obviously rotten to the core.
And I'm loving it.

Whilst legally bound to dozens of huge contracts, including to backroom staff …. Boehly (we were emphatically told here a few months ago) had recruited the best of the best from across Europe as their football brains trust including money-lust Winstanley.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

What do we think Potter’s doing tonight? Taking the kids to Cubs? Spot of Pilates? Laughing his arse off in a huge pile of cash?

I like to think he's trying to work out whether Lampard is making him look good.
Which is a bit like me being made to look good at my job by comparison with a lobotomised crow.

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Since the start of 2023, Chelsea have scored 11 league goals in 18 games.

We scored over half that in the last 90 minutes.

By my very quick calculation we scored over 3 times as many in 3 less games since the start of 2023 (34 goals in 15 games). Plus 13 goals in 5 FA cup games.

 

[jackanada]

Listening on Talkshite while doing housework.
They're still trying to make out it's not Frank's fault that the players aren't trying. Odd eh? They were trying for Potter (yeah not running through walls trying obvs) and while results still miserable they were showing signs of life.
Could it possibly be that he's made them worse? He certainly started throwing then under the bus pretty quickly after his appointment.

 

[Algernon]

Couldn't agree terms with Chelsea Todd, apparently...

She didn't want enough?

 

[US Seagull]

Exactly. Tremendous old man reference too

Good point, maybe I should update my references?

Half the team are on http and half the team are on ftp?

Still too dated?

Half the team are on Facebook and half the team are on Tik Tok?