Jesus will be cross with that - nailed on to be ruled out for offside
He'll come back from it - give it a couple of days.
Maupay would be crucified for positional play like that
Bet they don't let him in the bath - it would all turn into wine.
Not since he clogged the plug-hole with bread crumbs. Odd, as they were fine when he took his fish in for a swim
It was when he started walking on it that they really got the hump. Perhaps Liverpool should sign him so he can cure Klopp's blindness when it comes to some things.
He really is a very naughty boy. What has he ever done for ..... wait. That isn't right.They really should wash their hands of the matter