[Albion] Premier League 2-4/3/24

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

9 - 0 record looking tentative.

 

[wealdgull]

Thought that you weren't allowed to use a towel to dry the ball any more. Or did I dream that?

 

[Washie]

Thought that you weren't allowed to use a towel to dry the ball any more. Or did I dream that?

In the EFL

 

[Acker79]

Sheff are on course to concede 100 goals in a season

Almost on course to concede 100 goals in a match?

 

[TomandJerry]

Thought that you weren't allowed to use a towel to dry the ball any more. Or did I dream that?

I hope the Sheffield goal keeper isn't blaming a wet ball for this...

 

[Bold Seagull]

There’s not turning up…

and there’s not turning up

 

[pasty]

Arsenal looking like they’re in a training session against the U14’s

 

[Simster]

How is it even possible to concede five times in four successive home games?

 

[timbha]

Ask Wilder. It’s on his CV

 

[Badger]

Almost on course to concede 100 goals in a match?

That fifth goal has put them bang on track.
100 goals in a season is 2.631 goals per match
If this game only finishes with 5 conceded they'll be up to 2.63 goals per match

It's probably going to be at least 7 though, isn't it?

 

[Stat Brother]

There’s not turning up…

and there’s popping out for a Tesco's meal deal.

...

 

[LamieRobertson]

Arsenal looking like they’re in a training session against the U4’s

Quite

 

[pasty]

How is it even possible to concede five times in four successive home games?

Sure I read somewhere that up until now, it wasn’t. They’re the first English league side to achieve that honour I believe

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Would a League 2 side concede more or less goals over a course of a season than Sheff United?

 

[TomandJerry]

I wonder if Wilder will step down/be sacked before the end of the season.

Either way they are going down

 

[Badger]

Let's not be hasty though. It is a game of two halves.

 

[TomandJerry]

Let's not be hasty though. It is a game of two halves.

If, IF Sheffield come back in the second half and score 5 I'll eat my hat

 

[US Seagull]

Apparently no team has ever led by 6-0 at half time in the Premier League. Still a couple of minutes...

Edit: nope. That bit of football trivia remains unbroken.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Thought that you weren't allowed to use a towel to dry the ball any more. Or did I dream that?

They should have thrown it onto the pitch

 

[Eric the meek]

What can Chris Wilder say to them at half time?

The drinks are on me?