Everton v West Ham might be one of the most "m'eh" fixtures on the calendar and looks an ideal window for me to clean the bathroom and prep the veg.
Newcastle v Spurs, on the other hand, has so much comedy potential I almost can't wait for 4.30. Two of the most entitled sets of fans in the league go head to head with each other with a real possibility of a Star of David being brandished at both the Newcastle Directors' Box and a bunch of horse-punchers with tea towels on their heads. Hilarity may ensue at any one of the three results, particularly if one of them gets gubbed.
Newcastle v Spurs, on the other hand, has so much comedy potential I almost can't wait for 4.30. Two of the most entitled sets of fans in the league go head to head with each other with a real possibility of a Star of David being brandished at both the Newcastle Directors' Box and a bunch of horse-punchers with tea towels on their heads. Hilarity may ensue at any one of the three results, particularly if one of them gets gubbed.