studio150
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We have he only Premier League striker who can score with his COCK...
Straight to the point Paul, I love your new approach.
Why waste a thousand words.
Well, for it’s worth, the club are in talks with a Swiss clinic to initiate penile extensions for our forward players. This is quite an expensive venture hence the increase in season ticket prices in order to fund this project. The benefits are huge and a large number of members within the club are hoping to benefit from this. It is being done on a first come, first served basis. Already the coaching staff are implementing training sessions and tactics to teach the successful recipients on how useful this extension will be in beating the offside trap by strategic body placement in the penalty area. A spokesman for the club has stated it’s a wonderful tool in assisting the team to achieve its goals.
Can I be the first to moan about the cost of going to a match next season.
With the rise in coach travel and now an increase in ST's it's going to cost me an extra £4 a game. Or put another way £1200 a season with pie and pint.
What do you mean, I'm not the first?
Prior to the official communication
I’ll start......
Actually I can’t think of any reason at all
Because we have an unexpected £250,000 bill to pay to a Mr Scudamore #HushMoney
You didn't think the club were going to pay it did you?
£ 8.33 per fan based on 30k fans
The club can't afford to lose pace with its competitors in the premier league, and constantly offering FA cup tickets at such a low price is having a negative impact on the clubs ability to maximise its financial potential.