pearl
Well-known member
Get up early and do the housework, make my wife a nice cup of tea, then make her breakfast in bed. Do the ironing then pluck my eyebrows and apply a little foundation if needed so that I look my best before she gets up. Wash up, walk the dog and then check with my wife that it is definitely OK if I go to the football. Then, if she says yes, I'll get my testicles that I keep in a jar in the garage, pop them in and it's off to the to game to 'ave it with the Chelsea racists.