[Albion] Pre and post game pressers

[Swegulls]

The last couple of weeks I've read that many think FH's press conferences are boring. So, what kind of clever insights do you think he should offer before and after games, given it wouldn't be that clever to talk tactics or reveal who's injured or back from injury etc?

You're the gaffer, the stage is yours for 76 pre and post game pressers! What would you talk about?

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

The production output of Djibouti!

 

[jackalbion]

The last couple of weeks I've read that many think FH's press conferences are boring. So, what kind of clever insights do you think he should offer before and after games, given it wouldn't be that clever to talk tactics or reveal who's injured or back from injury etc?

You're the gaffer, the stage is yours for 76 pre and post game pressers! What would you talk about?

The Friday Ad

 

[A mex eyecan]

what I had for Christmas

 

[LamieRobertson]

Cricket

 

[tstanbur]

What we could have had

 

[Han Solo]

No more boring than Potter or De Zerbi or whoever gets forced to sit there and give vague answers to questions about nothing.

I would be asking questions like "how's your dog doing?" or "what do you think about the architecture of Brentford?" rather than subjects that the manager can't/won't/shouldn't talk about. It would 100% be more interesting.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'd like to see a presser conducted entirely through the medium of interpretive dance

 

[LamieRobertson]

I'd like to see a presser conducted entirely through the medium of interpretive dance

Including those asking the questions!

 

[Anger]

If people genuinely think that Fab’s press conferences are boring then they should cast their mind back to Potterball’s press conferences. Now, they REALLY were dull.

Houghton’s conferences were also unexciting.

However, I don’t know what people expect when you employ calculating managers like Potterball and Fab. By nature they are going to not let their guard down in pre-match press conferences, so why even tune into them?

In post-match conferences they have something to talk about, but guarded managers are still going to be guarded so that they don’t give insights to other opponents. It is what it is.

 

[AmexRuislip]

The last couple of weeks I've read that many think FH's press conferences are boring. So, what kind of clever insights do you think he should offer before and after games, given it wouldn't be that clever to talk tactics or reveal who's injured or back from injury etc?

You're the gaffer, the stage is yours for 76 pre and post game pressers! What would you talk about?

Pre match: FH could add in the press conference what times the best time to get to Bridge St or Mill Rd car parks.
Or on team tactics, he could ask can anyone play LB or RB.

Post match: FH could add was it 1 or 2 points lost.

 

[zefarelly]

Does anyone actually watch/listen to them?

like filling in a time sheet, just a tedious contractual obligation.

 

[dazzer6666]

Fish puns.

 

[Eeyore]

I'd like to see every question answered with the wording back to front. Or even better, with 'wibble'

 

[portlock seagull]

The concept is boring, but the PL insists because of today’s saturation of everything. Surprised not a Netflix series yet on Matchday utilities. Sometimes it’s hard to recall we just turned up, watched and went home without the 24/7 coverage of what is still just a 90min game.

 

[zefarelly]

The concept is boring, but the PL insists because of today’s saturation of everything. Surprised not a Netflix series yet on Matchday utilities. Sometimes it’s hard to recall we just turned up, watched and went home without the 24/7 coverage of what is still just a 90min game.

Post match was a few pints . . .then on Monday read the arsegas. By Tue it was all forgotten.

we'd learnt from it and moved on

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Fish puns.

It's not the plaice

 

[Ooh it’s a corner]

Post match was a few pints . . .then on Monday read the arsegas. By Tue it was all forgotten.

we'd learnt from it and moved on

I thought for one moment you were suggesting managers did the press conferences after a few pints!

Actually, excellent idea!

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Needs livening up

WWE style entrance music
All parties present required to consume minimum of 3 pints before it starts
Fab to add “Or are they” / “Or is he” after every squad update * Pyrotechnics to leave in a puff of smoke also available
Fab has to man a BBQ whilst answering questions.
Fab allowed to ask one personal question to each journalist before they get their turn
Fancy dress

 

[PTC Gull]

Fish puns.

Good Cod nooooooooo