Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
*windsock is the English transition, although your version is more amusing...but you said like five minutes ago they were bang average.
Oh right yeah, your quote about how changing opinions every five minutes is the way to go.
Here's another couple of quotes:
"If you change your mind all the time, you're fickle and making it very simple for yourself, and can not learn from being wrong in the past - because you never realise you get it wrong."
"There is a time to change your mind, after deep consideration of the facts available. However, spinning around like a *windcock in a tornado just to fit whatever narrative you have at the time only makes you a man without principles and steady ideas, which is pretty f***ing dumb not to mention silly."
Both these come from a Swedish philosopher, mr S. Wansman.