Potential Fight breaking out at Wild Years Towers

[Les Biehn]

Piss on his car door handle and watch as he goes to get in it at the end of the day.

 

[Bozza]

The builder just said "Leave him alone, he's a gentleman".

He really said that?

 

[JJ McClure]

Are you sure he isn't doing a Harry Enfield sketch?
Once you're out of earshot he's probably saying "By jove, I appear to have ruffled the feather of the gent next door, tune the transistor to Classic Fm would you Paul, while I make a nice cup of tea"

 

[Gwylan]

Send for Mrs Hiney - that will sort 'em.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Send for Mrs Hiney - that will sort 'em.

she is one hard muvvafecker

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Thanks Bozza and Nail z. Your support is appreciated.

OK Tede, I'll just nip off to Sainsburys and get a couple of pounds of cod. Filleted ?

FFS woman I've got the Bristol equivalent of Vlad the Impaler with a truck load of ready weapons foaming at my door and you want me to take him on armed with nothing but a kipper.

 

[Lush]

The builder just said "Leave him alone, he's a gentleman".

Everything is, relative to a scaffolder. Even frozen yoghurt.

In fact, why don't you stick your head out the window and tell him so?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

That is outrageous, go round to your neighbours and tell him that a contractor he has employed has threatened you, and insist that the guy is f***ing sacked off the job.

 

[tedebear]

Thanks Bozza and Nail z. Your support is appreciated.

OK Tede, I'll just nip off to Sainsburys and get a couple of pounds of cod. Filleted ?

FFS woman I've got the Bristol equivalent of Vlad the Impaler with a truck load of ready weapons foaming at my door and you want me to take him on armed with nothing but a kipper.

I had three weeks of scaffolders here just after new years, nothing shuts them up, so all battles must be of the deceptive/underhand and secret type...

 

[Dave the OAP]

Frank...why has it all kicked off racially because you left your car in your drive.

is your neighbour not a white anglo saxon~?

 

[Bozza]

Thanks Bozza and Nail z. Your support is appreciated.

Don't mention it (again).

I'm just going to print this thread off and come round and see them. Should settle it one way or t'other.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

He really said that?

He did Bozza. And with his Knowle West accent it sounded like something from Oliver Twist !

Oh, thanks Lush.

It seems to have quietened down. I think I may stay in for a while and play my Best of the Wurzals cd very loudly.

No she's not Dave. She's Brazillian.

 

[csider]

Scaffolders are the hardest tradesman going.

And dont look gay in cut down jeans.....or do they, they also are the best at swearing whilst you are working / on the phone to client etc.

Get amongst them and f*** them up with your knowledge of english, they will be confused and carry on climbing around like monkeys and swearing loudly.

 

[surrey jim]

call the police.

the bloke sounds like a right nasty sort. (and record it too if you can)

true, you will need evidence to back it up, if you get it on record either call the OB or get a bit of scaffold pipe and hir him round the back of the head with it

 

[Brighton till i die]

Get Brighton Till I Die and Wookie to film it for Youtube.

Right tear up innit like!

just charged up me camera - can you guys wear stone island clobber too for maximum effect?

cushty!

 

[wehatepalace]

Just nick one of their scaffold pole and smash the twat up with it

 

[tedebear]

Yoohooo Frank - are you ok?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Yoohooo Frank - are you ok?

Sod that! We want pictures of the Brazilian, Frank!!

NB The female neighbour

 

[tedebear]

Sod that! We want pictures of the Brazilian, Frank!!

NB The female neighbour

Maybe you should change the destination of your charity trip BoF?

 

[The Large One]

You could just undo the scaffolding while he's still up on it.