I suppose a Pot Noodle is handy if you run out of food, and furniture, and carpets and gravel....
I had one at Deepdale on my birthday in 2002. They wouldn't put hot water in it because that was 'dangerous' - so it was a luke-warm soggy mess of cardboard like food (had to eat it, as we couldn't find a chippy). I then went almost 20 years before having another one last week that was given to me as part of a food-share deal (where the supermarkets give away stuff that's almost out-of-date). I won't mind if I go another 20 years before the next one.....