Post your England Jokes Here

[keaton]

This thread just shows how important having a sense of humour is to NSC.

 

[Mellotron]

I'm not reacting to the jokes. It's the underlying level of cynicism and negativity that f**ks me off royally.

 

[Sheebo]

I'm not reacting to the jokes. It's the underlying level of cynicism and negativity that f**ks me off royally.

And me

 

[Aldo]

The world cup has turned out just like WW2. The French surrendered early, the USA arrive last minute, and we are left to fight the f***ing Germans.

Italy no where to be seen either

 

[Spider]

He's right though. A lot of the jokes don't really work, cos we aren't actually shit, are we?

Jesus. Next you're going to be telling me that chicken never actually crossed the road!

 

[Acker79]

Ah right - scanned through the thread and see why you reacted - cos the one you posted has 100% not happened... Don't worry - i'd be embarrassed too - it's ok...

Ah! You got me! I'm embarrassed that a joke I copied from another site didn't come true. I haven't been this ashamed since the time those three women sat at the bar and not one of them slid down the stool...

 

[Gerbil]

Anelka apparently got sent home early for calling Domenech a twat.
Fabio, if your reading this, Heskey thinks your a twat.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Glad someone bounced this. Most of the jokes don't work now do they?

Fickle twats

They work even better now

 

[Bry Nylon]

Mellotron and Sheebo in "Earth is flat" shocker.

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

David Blaine is gutted as his record for doing nothing inside a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney!

 

[Sheebo]

Mellotron and Sheebo in "Earth is flat" shocker.

Explain?

How does yesterdays result change anything that i've said on this thread. It doesn't. I just don't think something we all wanted should be the point of 'jokes'. My opinion, so get over yourself.

 

[Sheebo]

They work even better now

No they don't. Even in defeat you should still be behind the team. Only joke to say now is the officials from Sundays game in my opinion.

 

[scotjem]

England due a heroes welcome when they return to the UK tomorrow. Plane has been diverted to Glasgow.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Glad someone bounced this. Most of the jokes don't work now do they?

Fickle twats

He's right though. A lot of the jokes don't really work, cos we aren't actually shit, are we?

So whats your next goal in life after demanding that jokes being factually correct?

Maybe targeting parents telling their kids Nursery rhymes? - Let me guess, you will be strongly objecting to the likes of Hey Diddle Diddle nursery rhyme as the cow couldn't have jumped over the moon or that dishes don't have legs so couldn't it couldn't have run away with the spoon!!

They were harmless jokes, just a bit of fun - so why have a go at people telling them? - get a sense of humour or just don't open a thread with jokes in the title.

 

[fatbadger]

www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/video-technology-confirms-england-are-very-bad-at-football-201006282855/

 

[hitony]

So whats your next goal in life after demanding that jokes being factually correct?

Maybe targeting parents telling their kids Nursery rhymes? - Let me guess, you will be strongly objecting to the likes of Hey Diddle Diddle nursery rhyme as the cow couldn't have jumped over the moon or that dishes don't have legs so couldn't it couldn't have run away with the spoon!!

They were harmless jokes, just a bit of fun - so why have a go at people telling them? - get a sense of humour or just don't open a thread with jokes in the title.

Such a good common sense post ...................but I am a bit upset that my Mother clearly lied to me all those years ago, and it is through NSC that I NOW find out that the cow did'nt jump over the moon please tell me you are wrong about the dishes though

 

[Timbo]

No volcanic ash in the clouds today from Iceland, but reports say a shower of shit is heading our way from South Africa.

Nothing says shit world cup more than wanting your country's referee to get to the final.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

No they don't. Even in defeat you should still be behind the team. Only joke to say now is the officials from Sundays game in my opinion.

Its easy to blame the officials, I dont think that old line is going to work this time.

 

[champion7]

Why did the chicken cross the road, FIFA said it didn't.


Most of the uk will enjoy large amounts of sunshine today except Heathrow where there will be
a depression due to a shpwer coming in from South Africa.

After elimination from the world cup the Nigerian and Algerian squads are expected home in England today.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Fatbadger, that is pure class! Good job we can laugh aboot it eh?

Too many foreigners in English football if you ask me? Mind you a couple of classy Argentinians in our midfield is wholy acceptable.

TNBA

TTF