Post a simple skill that could come in handy one day

[Insel affe]

knowing how to kill a man with a rolled up newspaper

Like the old bermondsey brick

 

[Munkfish]

Writing a CV.

Doing keep ups

 

[Nibble]

Being able to speak Chinese

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

writing a letter.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Threading a needle and sewing up a ripped seam or a button back on : - )

 

[acrossthepond]

Snaring, skinning and gutting rabbits

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Like the old bermondsey brick

Thats the fella.

Never without a copy of the Daily Mail in case I need to kill an immigrant.

 

[driller]

i can perform self fellatio

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

Threading a needle and sewing up a ripped seam or a button back on : - )

That could come in handy for BIGPOPPAPUMP'S suggestion

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

hello neighbour

That could come in handy for BIGPOPPAPUMP'S suggestion

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

Hello Mr Hillbilly.

 

[wahoo]

prostrate milking , quite handy if you have ran out of milk on a sunday evening and need something on your cornflakes on monday morning

 

[Jamie_Seagull]

speaking Espanol, CPR and other medical related skills

 

[Sam Ovett]

Optimism

 

[Blackadder]

The ability to open one of those cheap carrier bags provided by supermarkets before the spotty kid on checkout has scanned all your groceries through!

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Licking my elbow.

 

[Seagull64]

 

[CAPTAIN GREALISH]

talking to a person face to face

 

[Arthritic Toe]

regurgitating food for your kids or pets

I like that one. Means you could feed the whole family for the price of 1 all-you-can-eat buffet.