Post a picture of a women you like.

[Gully]

As long as she doesn't mind you fondling her buns you should be fine Bry.

 

[Cian]

a pleasure...as ever, Bry. night night


EDIT - and it's quite clearly metrosexual hair that I have.

If its "long" its not metro. If its layered, highlighted or overly styled, its metro.

 

[Buzzer]

I straighten it with ceramic straighteners.

It's definitely METROSEXUAL.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I straighten it with ceramic straighteners.

Double plantinum

 

[Buzzer]

I aim to please. Don't want NSC getting the wrong impression and thinking I've got girly hair. eh?

You should try it, Bry. Release the inner metrosexual. I can lend you an Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt too if you like.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Are we still meant to be talking about women?

 

[Bry Nylon]

Are we still meant to be talking about women?

YOU started it, by calling the woman I love a she-male

And Buzzer, thanks, but as I have 'number one' buzz cut once a week, I'm not going to get the full benefit of your straighteners...

 

[medicine man]

Nah, Buz is getting mileage out of his £35 do... with a fireman no less.

 

[Cian]

I can lend you an Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirt too if you like.

Is it significantly too small for you?

 

[Munkfish]

I work with Philipa Forrester's brother complete nause

 

[medicine man]

Complete Nause Forrester?

 

[Buzzer]

Is it significantly too small for you?

skinny fit. Does that count?

 

[medicine man]

skinny fit. Does that count?

Do you look 'Ripped'?

 

[Buzzer]

nah...not at all. I'm not that gay-looking.

 

[Cian]

skinny fit. Does that count?

Nearly.

 

[The Large One]

nah...not at all. I'm not that gay-looking.

I've seen you wearing those 'Jackie Onassis' sunglasses...

 

[Clothes Peg]

Back to the women...

Dita Von Teese. I'd give anything to have a figure like hers.

 

[John Bumlick]

i like my mum, but i'm not posting a picture in case downloaded paenguin wanks off over it.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Mrs Wildy Ears won't let me post pictures of her. She's the only one for me.

















Christina Ricci. Patricia Arquette,Lorraine Kelly Bry's baker woman, Thanks for the memories but its all over.

 

[Buzzer]

I've seen you wearing those 'Jackie Onassis' sunglasses...

...and I believe I was in a pink A&F t-shirt too at the time. Merely confirms my metrosexualness.










...what?