[Albion] Possibly the most obscure question ever asked on NSC?

[Stat Brother]

Possibly the most obscure question ever asked on NSC?

(reaching across desk to intercom)

"Enid cancel all my calls and meetings, something important has come up".

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Most obscure question on NSC

Does anyone know how to repair one of these?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Most obscure question on NSC

Does anyone know how to repair one of these?

Should be a 2 minute job for a vet?

 

[Gary Leeds]

If I was to stand as a BNP candidate in the council elections in Bradford would I get more votes than a conservative candidate in Withdean?

 

[perseus]

Why has the bear on the Bayeaux Tapestry got a tail?

 

[AZ Gull]

Does anyone know if Albion had a match postponed on Feb 16 1985?

Tim Carder's official history mentions that the Goldstone crowd was low the previous Saturday (Feb 9) because ice closed the East Terrace. The next game was Feb 23. Was 16th perhaps the date of the FA Cup fifth round? Or was there a big freeze?

Anyone with a programme from that season who can tell me?

It sounds like [MENTION=118]Hiney[/MENTION]'s Albion programme website isn't top of your bookmarks list, which is something you need to rectify immediately - Seagulls Programmes

 

[Albion my Albion]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Yes, I let it rub against my leg.

 

[Sirnormangall]

Why has the bear on the Bayeaux Tapestry got a tail?

View attachment 117774

It isn’t a tail.

 

[Hiney]

It was FA Cup fifth round day.

We were due to play at home to Blackburn Rovers who reached the fifth round, losing to Manchester United.

It would probably have been cancelled anyway. No matches survived in the south that day.

A pedant writes:

The game would have been POSTPONED, not cancelled

 

[Albion my Albion]

It isn’t a tail.

Really? Dropping a deuce?

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

A pedant writes:

The game would have been POSTPONED, not cancelled

A pedant approves.

 

[Superphil]

What's the difference between a duck?

 

[narly101]

What's the difference between a duck?

your mum

 

[Eeyore]

A pedant writes:

The game would have been POSTPONED, not cancelled

An ungrateful whinger writes:

If it had been for the hours in your bloody site I would probably have a fecking life and remembered I have friends by now.

 

[Sirnormangall]

Really? Dropping a deuce?

Possibly - is the bear in the woods?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Possibly - is the bear in the woods?

Not for long.The Bears beat the Cowboys yesterday, who were the ones caught with their pants down, 31,24

 

[perseus]

It isn’t a tail.

He saw an animal that liked to growl,
Big furry paws and he liked to howl,
Great big furry back and furry hair.
"Ah, think I'll call it a .........