Posh spice is a slapper.......

[Seagull1989]

She is all bag and bones
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Nathan Jones

 

[OGH's Libido]

I beg to differ!

 

[Hiney]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
She lives near Marble Arch
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Solly March

 

[METALMICKY]

Posh Spice is a slapper
With knickers full of starch
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Solly March

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a minx
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Rohan Ince

 

[portlock seagull]

Ow posh spice is a slapper
She really is a hooker
And when she's shagging beckham
She thinks of old Paul Brooker

(Remember we went through the whole team away at Blackpool during the petrol strike...most amusing after some great pauses before someone popped up with a rhyme. Think Jonesy was in that side!)

 

[Hyperion]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's screaming Cowabunga
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Ade Colunga

 

[terryberry1]

Posh Spice is a slapper..................










That is all

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
I couldn't put it fairer
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Joao Teixeira