Portugal v North Korea 1230 BBC1

[Lady Whistledown]

7 and counting. Firing squads being assembled as we speak.

Time to claim asylum

 

[Badger]

I think they might be editing the highlights before they get shown in N Korea

 

[Simster]

I reckon Gus should sign up one or two of these NK players. They were FLAIR for 45 minutes.

Ideally, he should sign up the ones who still have feet attached to their legs this time next week.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

there's going to be several north korean orphans tonight!

the players should strongly consider pegging it out of the stadium

 

[Bozza]

England,
It's just like watching England,
It's just like watching Engand,
It's just like watching England...

etc etc

 

[hans kraay fan club]

England,
It's just like watching England,
It's just like watching Engand,
It's just like watching England...

etc etc

It was WAY more fun than watching England, to be fair.

 

[The Large One]

Seven nil and DPRKTV has no doubt switched to the weather.

Why is the host South African broadcaster so obsessed with slow motion replays of goalkeepers celebrating goals? Who cares??

Apparently, according to FiveLive, they show matches 48 hours later in Pyongyang.

So, with some careful editing, in a couple of days' time, I guess the North Koreans will think that they lost a very close match 1-0.

 

[Beach Hut]

I suspect they will remove all TVs from North Korea this week

 

[Twinkle Toes]

No doubt the NK Jiggery Pokery Dept. will be busy superimposing Kim Jong-il's remarkable last gasp 8 goal salvo.

Btw, 'twas nice to see a West Ham Utd Stone Island flag proudly in attendance. Always good to see English folk getting into the multi-national footballing spirit innit.

 

[Rookie]

Shame the Koreans were so well disciplined and didn't decide to put Ronaldo into the stand

 

[John Bumlick]

"what a road of borrocks"

 

[Race]

am i the only person who wants to two-foot that **** ronaldo in the face when he looks up to see himself on the big screen?

 

[Rookie]

am i the only person who wants to two-foot that **** ronaldo in the face when he looks up to see himself on the big screen?

God no, you take the face and I'll go for the legs snap the bloke in half

 

[Twinkle Toes]

am i the only person who wants to two-foot that **** ronaldo in the face when he looks up to see himself on the big screen?

I think you'll find the queue stretches all the way to Cape Town, Tank. Seeing as it's you though, I'll let you push in just in front of me. You are now first in the queue btw, so do your worst.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

North Korean highlights show for the Brazil game - wonder how they will edit the Portugal game?
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