Portrait of Kate

[Mellotron]

Paintings quite often cause controversy like this, take it or leave it as it's the artist's interpretation. If you want accuracy, take a photograph.

But why have they "interpreted" her as a 50 year old? Very unflattering.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I had a passport photo taken yesterday , I'm blaming the after effects of the virus I had at Christmas. It looks like I've just spent 12 hours on a checkout.

 

[Mellotron]

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Emile Heskey.

 

[HovaGirl]

She is more famous for her ass than her face, can we a painting of that?

Where is this donkey for which she is so famous? Her sister is famous for her @rse.

 

[matthew]

I don't rate her anyway but that's an awful portrait

 

[Simster]

Q: Why is Kate Middleton pregnant?
A: Because she hasn't got tits worth finishing all over

 

[The Modfather]

Apparantly, the artist was working on that piece of crap for 6 months

 

[Doc Lynam]

Good one. That must be hid Dad. Or this ......

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This is my fav football statue, i was hoping that Fergies would look like this when he unveiled it only with an added shinny red nose. As for Kate i couldn't give a toss.

 

[cloud]

I have always felt sorry for the Queen as many of her portraits over the years have been unflattering. At least everyone knows that there will be more portraits, over time.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

She looks about 50, and a bad 50 at that!!!

Woodchip mate....you'd like to look that young....

 

[8ace]

Who painted the kmiddy pic? The cleaner who touched up the jesus fresco

 

[cloud]

Who painted the kmiddy pic? The cleaner who touched up the jesus fresco

This one?

 

[Gullys Cats]

She looks pissed

 

[8ace]

This one?

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The likeness is uncanny cloud

 

[16bha]

Maybe red wine goggles, but isn't that Diana's mouth and nose? Weird........