Pope Francis in Copacobana

[Lady Whistledown]

A slightly scaled up (but no less chaotic) version of the infamous Fatboy Slim gig on Brighton beach a few years back.

Far too many people squeezed on to a cramped stretch of beach, pissing in the sea and trying to avoid drowning while some bloke stands up at the front shouting "I have to praise you like I should".

 

[pastafarian]

I bet they ran out of pies.

The running out of pies would obviously have been Gods plan

Barber Out etc etc

 

[Questions]

So one man leaves under a cloud of controversy and the new man coming in although definetly lower key makes all the right noises. Oh yes the stadiums are going to be full.